ryan

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#Knitting progress

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And so begins a new endeavor. #Knitting some scarves for the grandmothers

You don't need to repost and "dunk" on the racist things this administration says. That's just promoting the racism. They know what they said is racist that's why they said it.

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every bash command on linux is blplk -avqPmr o7 . ~/ every powershell command on windows is Please-Mister-Computer -Could-You-Kindly-Do-Me -This Favor ".\"

Devastatingly funny

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

“I was just a kid then," Emily Elizabeth said. "How could I have known the full extent of what he was?” “A dog?” I said. “A monster. And I became a refugee for harboring him,” she said. buff.ly/ovFlhMZ

Had the Costco chicken tenders yesterday. I'm still thinking about that mustard sauce today

My phone updated and now there's just a *permanent Google search bar* at the bottom. I hate technology

Ah the stupid Google app somehow got reenabled. Disabling it makes it go away. Whew

The Internet has reverted to 1996 - Private keys are just 4 (please don't hack) - All websites are vulnerable (please don't write virus) - Please use netiquette on IRC - Remember to turn off your computer before midnight on December 31, 1999

Taking a break from actually #knitting to learn to cable on a small square (and also to use up this *terrible* yarn)

Just finished blocking my #knitted fingerless cuffs. lol I totally didn't make them the same length

Need to pay someone to get 100 jump ropes in Metro Kingdom because I'm *losing my mind*

I think I have to go buy arthritis gloves because I'm getting thumb pain from knitting. Good lord should I just join AARP at this point

Had leftover boiled potatoes, bacon, and ham from Cobb salad night and I made a *fantastic* breakfast hash.

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Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist

Made a tuna casserole while the wife was away (she HATES tuna casserole) Folks, it was delicious. Perfect food. 10/10.

Knitting in public is like a magic flute for old people. As soon as they see me they immediately start talking to me and asking questions and I have to mentally shift from "knitting mode" to "interacting with people" mode. Anyway, this is just to say get your flu and covid vaccines.

When the girl in the techno song remix finally says the title after 3 minutes

Progress! Cuff #1 done #knitting

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Progress. Only a few cm to go for the first one. #knitting

Getting machinations. These require a *ton* of yarn and time, though. But maybe.....

Roasting up some salmon and potatoes Music is chill Feeling....tentatively okay

The fuck does this mean "Made With Real Ingredients" Are there products with non-corporeal ingredients being sold somewhere that I should be concerned about

Lol my office whiteboard exploded at some point over the weekend. Why? No idea. Kind of pretty though

Sometimes I think about the green "space cymbals" on the drum set in Star Trek: Nemesis and I get irrationally angry.

Subject: How your Elementary School Will Contact You - Use TireTracks for bus arrival - Weekly Newsletters come through WaterCooler - Teacher messaging is done through Roomz - Picklejuice is for school flyers -Emergencies are sent out via UhOhSpaghettiWhoa

30 Rock continues to be one of my favorite TV shows

Alan Siegel@alansiegella.bsky.social

"The apotheosis of insanity.” For the 20th anniversary of 30 Rock, I went deep on my favorite thing about it: all the fake shows, movies, and songs. With help from Tina Fey. www.theringer.com/2026/10/08/t...

*Picks up wireless headphones the next morning* *Press and hold On button* "Power off" Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Made an enormous pot of sausage and lentils, ate *far* too much of them, and it put me in such a good mood. Lentils heal my soul.

Progress.

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Okay I'm officially knitting again. Took a few months break but we're back baybeeeee

Came out perfect. Whew.

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Roasting a chicken. Henrietta, its been a while since I've done this so please be gentle to me.

Roasting a chicken. Henrietta, its been a while since I've done this so please be gentle to me.

Putting a bumper sticker on my car that says NO FREE RIDES GAS OR ASS so people know I like sex *and* petroleum distillate.

Okay I'm officially knitting again. Took a few months break but we're back baybeeeee