Mr.Ruby

Cosmic Justice

I just want to once again congratulate every business and media outlet who tripped over their own dicks to take right-wing outrage in uncritical good faith and ruin peoples’ careers over extremely tame internet comments about Charlie Kirk 48 hours before immediately forgetting he ever existed.

"Unfortunate but necessary to protect the second amendment" Fuck you Charlie

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Sing to me red bird, tell me your melody

BREAKING: Dems have FLIPPED the Omaha mayoral race. John Ewing Jr has beaten the GOP incumbent!!

You're just a flightless bird! I hear as a plummet to my death from the tallahatchie bridge

IT'S OVER, WE WON, FUCK YOU PHONY STARK

Anyway fuck that loathsome subnormal Elon Musk and fuck all the creepy losers who idolize him.

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

I want to keep sex toys all around the house in completely open areas, so if I ever die unexpectedly, people will wonder if I was some kind of sex maniac or pervert.

Another hour of my life lost ...... Son of a Father time!

I seen a commercial, and actually wondered .. if I'll live long enough to pee my pants again.

Somebody look at the moon.

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Suck my nuts, buttercup.

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@therealhoarse.bsky.social Hey Hoarse, you took a photo shoot or went to a concert of a lovely lady a few years ago. Her album cover was her half covered in a sheet. Do you remember her name? I need to hear her music again, and can't remember her name.

Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.

It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times. Just really shit times.

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Pay attention, we may need to do this.

It's the "olive" rule. Take 1 olive out of the jar, no one notices.

BREAKING: 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has *DENIED* effort to block Jack Smith's final report. But Cannon's order keeping a hold in place for three days remains in effect. This means Garland can't release it until Sunday or later. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

What a sad, fucked up place we have become

You have severely underestimated what I would do for a Klondike Bar. Prepare to die!

When you walked into the room There was Voodoo in the vibes I was captured by your style

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They are 3 together, they are for each other. youtu.be/BdBs7JFn9Pk?...

Are you fist fucking me?

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Looking in pandora.app.link/wwL6Qt2lSPb

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pandora.app.link/DWBX1xOgSPbI I want you, I need you

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What a fucking loser

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