Rachel Stephens

Rachel Stephens

@rstephens.me

sunshine and rainbows and f-bombs 🌈 she/her @redmonk

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Salesforce spent the Dreamforce keynote telling customers they might never need to log into Salesforce again. My takeaways from the event are up at @redmonk.com: personas are flattening, the interface is up for grabs, and 'our product is trust' is about to get tested. redmonk.com/rstephens/20...

redmonk.comDreamforce 2026At Dreamforce 2026, Salesforce spent a good chunk of its keynote telling customers they might never need to log into Salesforce again. That’s a remarkable message from a company whose web UI has been ...

If you’re an AI skeptic, may I please suggest “convert this shitty pdf of my child’s school calendar into an .ics file” as a use case?

When you cash in your kids’ BookIt coupons and realize that you also deserve a little something for your exemplary summer reading (with a cross-realization that you have grownup money and can order what you want)

Just FYI that some of the iPad apps use math questions as a parental control barrier to prevent kids from getting to the advanced settings, and you should be wary of your five-year old suddenly asking you "mama, what's six times eight?"

New on the MonkCast! JSON Schema underpins every OpenAPI spec, MCP tool, and LLM structured output, but mostly nobody talks about it. Come listen to Juan Cruz Viotti as we chat about the power that comes from caring about a technology layer everyone else is ignoring.

so I know that it's just automated marketing. I know it is completely impersonal. I know they are playing me. but I still like it when my dentist, eye doctor, and former mortgage broker wish me a happy birthday.

There was a moment during this video production where we thought we wouldn't have access to @kateholterhoff.com's picture with Weezer. I made this masterpiece as a placeholder, and I think it's pretty good. But you should probably watch the video and see the real one.

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Hear @monkchips.com & @kateholterhoff.com share their takeaways from #GoogleCloudNext 2026 in Las Vegas. The conversation covers multi-agent orchestration, highlighted by Google's Gemini Enterprise Agent Platform & cross-cloud data connectivity via Iceberg redmonk.com/videos/qt-go...

I recently filmed a MonkCast episode with Audrey Bian from Broadcom. She explained the features of the latest VKS 3.6 release and talked me through how the platform benefits various roles in the enterprise. Check out the full episode (with visuals!) here: redmonk.com/videos/vks-a...

I recorded a delightful conversation with Jay Thontakudi, talking about how developers and platform teams can benefit from VMware's partnership with Canonical

The world feels particularly cruel right now so I want to say this again with my full chest. To the amazing transgender people I know and love (and all those I haven't met yet): you make the world better. Thank you for being you in an increasingly hostile world. We are so lucky to have you. 🏳️‍⚧️💕

Rachel Stephens@rstephens.me

To the transgender people I know and love, the colleagues, friends & neighbors I am grateful to have in my community, and the brave generation of kids being themselves in an unfairly hostile world: You make the world better. 🏳️‍⚧️💕 I’ll do all I can to make the world better for you, too.

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Replying to @wiredferret.bsky.social

A system always includes the mental model of the people using it, the people, the tools, and the dialogue. Numbers are scary because they change how the world affects people. Show your working Be correctable, not just correct Extent existing mental models Design for safe failure

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Spice Labs is giving away tastes of its Post Quantum Cryptography discovery and inventory tools Get PQC compliance information on post-build artifacts (CBOM, static call analysis, runtime call analysis) as well as a crypto-agility rating without burdening eng www.einpresswire.com/article/9000...

einpresswire.comSpice Labs Launches 'Amuse Bouche,' a Free Taste of PQC Discovery/Inventory ToolsSecurity pros can receive a free analysis of their Post-Quantum Cryptography posture in minutes

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Video evidence of the time we ran around London @monkchips.com talking about all things #observability. I love this video. It highlights that context is king, how you approach observability matters, and how to understand what you are looking at. Relatable for both data AND life! @redmonk.com

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Join @monkchips.com & Alois Reitbauer, Chief Technology Strategist @dynatrace.com, atop the London Eye to observe the city while unpacking one of #observability ’s most pressing challenges: how do you make sense of a complex, ever-changing system without drowning in data? redmonk.com/videos/under...

from an outsider's perspective, I spent 20 minutes this morning booking appointments. but that myopic view erases the 6 months of avoidance, denial, and general anxiety it took to get me to this 20 minutes. please respect my art.

(to get the full effect say the punchline about 4 times, getting increasingly louder and more frustrated each time because no one can understand the difference between you saying “water” and “waddle”)

me, feeling sick over the weekend: Ugh, why am I always the one who catches the preschool colds? me, getting licked on the nose while putting my son to bed: Ahh, I see.