Ross Singer

Embarrassingly, he also came as Pennywise

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

i knew it

Fantastic summary of “the AI problem” by @doctorow.pluralistic.net: it’s not the technology, it’s the bubble. The bubble is predicated on and fueled by the companies selling your boss on your expendibility.

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.

The reality is that there is no non-violent way to non-consensually end a healthy human being's life. The effort spent to fool death penalty advocates into thinking they are participating in something clean and surgical makes an already barbaric spectacle disgustingly hypocritical as well.

And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings

watching soccer

Woman or Astrowoman?

Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time

There just isn't a legitimate solution to this which doesn't result in thousands of people currently working in the Federal government going to prison for many years

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

The thing about riding the fence is eventually you run out of fence. Inevitably you're gong to have to stand for something.

“This changes everything!”

I said the full name of this race out loud and now I'm sitting in the HR director's office.

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

1) They don't have to host if the burden is too much, it's just priority. They can take the compensation and go on the road instead. 2) If you cannot host an MLS team and sell that game, you are dysfunctional. Two months is plenty of time. This problem also existed prior to this format.

The thing that kills me about the replies is why anyone in the year 2026 would think leaving the tech companies in charge of writing our maps is a remotely good idea.

The correct and proper take.

Today over 161 TPS holders were deported to Haiti, a country dealing with an unspeakable humanitarian crisis. This is a cruel act by a callous administration. Our Haitian neighbors make our communities & our economy stronger. The Senate must immediately pass our bill to extend TPS for Haiti now.

Vodka, soda, and lime; and Fritos

1. beer pong 2. brain-dead 3. scammer 4. sleazo 5. slimeball

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

🎶 Weeeee are the champions of Dairy Judging (Milk) / And weeeeeeeeeee'll keep on judging 'til the end 🎶

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Season 3 Episode 9 - Frame 1722 out of 2658

Let me help you understand just how much garbage is in that report attacking the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History. Check out this image featured in it. It's two things that are part of a much larger exhibit.

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Tulsi Gabbard as Ice Spice. Now imagine they're Yinzer. Doesn't look so much like Chappaquiddick was caused by edgelords causing a schism in the Church now, does it?

I can't believe taking the mexican chicken baguette off the greggs menu worked

Tennessee makes this a real "douche or turd sandwich" question. Can I go with city?

new metaphor just dropped