roosterdangerfield.bsky.social

roosterdangerfield.bsky.social

@roosterdangerfield.bsky.social

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I’m not sure I believe that this stupid flying car isn’t just AI bullshit from Musk but I certainly don’t want to get in a “flying car” manufactured by the same company that’s vehicles lock you inside and roast to death in an electrical fire 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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“At your age, it’s perfectly normal to notice some changes—your metabolism slows down, your hair starts thinning, and occasionally your body begins assembling unused cartilage and tissue into a smaller, extremely wet person.” — Dr. Alan Keller

theonion.comDoctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra GuyCOLUMBUS, OH—Telling the 54-year-old there was no reason to panic over the fist-sized bulge that had recently begun shifting beneath the skin of his abdomen, local physician Alan Keller reportedly rea...

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We have a Nazi pedophile in the White House and a segment of America is still pretending what is happening is not actually happening. 😳👇