torvin from online

I still think about this

I have synthesized a bioweapon which, if released, will kill every human on Earth. I have hooked it up to ChatGPT, to be released if and only if ChatGPT's response to "Generate a random digit" is 4.

the kav and trump shows were painful but we did good work. focus on the family guy is a cruel but necessary project.

@ugarles.bsky.social becomes a member of the Family Guy Research Council for the second episode of the @culturedumpster.com subseries Focus on The Family Guy to discuss Peter vs Trump, Peter vs Kavanaugh, and Peter lying about Chris dying to get Gumbel 2 Gumbel back on the air.

Oh my god I think I found the video.

Fascinating

Special Appearance by Matt Damon

New Hitman box art lookin good

For sale: magnum condom, never worn

"If you build it, they will cum" - Field of Creams

nice cum loser did your balls make it for you

RIP Dave, we still miss you.

I'm not a big pod cast person, but I think everyone should check out Guys with Bryan Quinby (and Chris) a podcast about guys

powerful argument 🙏🦋

Lots of interesting donor tags on this one. See if you can spot why Sheldon can’t acknowledge that Israel violated the ceasefire

Crazy how the liberal “anti-meteor” government can’t enshrine anti-meteor Supreme Court rulings, increases funding for the domestic Rain Meteors On People program, and conducts target meteor strikes on citizens and noncitizens alike in foreign lands.

"The problem with the illegal prison is that the food is bad and they locked up 18 year old girls"

Reddit keeps telling me I broke it. I didn’t do fucking shit!

Just a breathtakingly stupid man. And he wonders why his reputation has "bled into his real life" and is considered "unsafe around women." IDK man, maybe when you rode the clout train and implied you ran a honeypot operation, people got the idea that you use women as a means to your ends.

Sell Chuck Schumer into white slavery #SellChuckSchumerIntoWhiteSlavery

bsky.app/profile/cult...

Unfortunately it was an April Fool’s crypto scam

Wow I never considered that biting people like Jaws and loving Hitler were actually addictions. Maybe I’m a bad person.

Yeah I’m a hot sauce guy. My favorite is called Anal Fissures and it’s just an acacia thorn laced with adder venom that you swallow whole.

sent to HR for my logo design which honestly feels really ungrateful of them

this is my OC his name is Phil Cancel and he's 38-45 years old and he loves to vote

Imagine if WIll Stancil put as much effort into exercising his 2nd Amendment rights as he does livetweeting the locations of protest organizers and using the ICE invasion of Minneapolis as a springboard for his next failed campaign?

The cool thing about my apartment building is that the snow by all is the doors is yellow as fuck from all of the dog piss. Really gives you the chance to step back and think about all of the pissing we do

The mind of a Metallica AI Boomer Guy is wondrous to behold

Fucked up in the crib off protein soda and preggie pop drops

Meet me in the marketplace of ideas

Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand Hitler end his terror

And then there’s this: a Decemberists cover that somehow makes “Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas” into a zydeco tune youtu.be/eskbOdKdBBE?...

Diversity Win! Everyone is Bisexual!

it is that time of year

Oh you want me to “mark” your little “ballot” and shove it in a “box?” Okay. Pervert. I bet you want me to scent you, too, you sick little freak.

[Beastie Boys voice] Now don't you tell me to STOP The Vice President had a great big COCK

I’m built like this btw

Sent his ass to Screwston

Yesterday, somewhere in Maine:

am i doing this right

Despite early, and familiar, gas pains, Fart may be the prelude to Shit from a Butt