Johnny

An update from me, and links if you wanna help me out.

I felt how this thumbnail looks last week. Interviews soon!

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

I don't understand why people ever watched the H3 podcast. Like none of these people are funny or likeable, and they don't even seem to like each other. Someone is going to have to explain what made any of this compelling

I really hate what these perverts did to the computer

I also wanted to pull out a special part of the piece: fuck Jensen Huang. By forcing customers to take early delivery of GPUs to boost quarterly revenues, he artificially inflated the price of RAM and every consumer electronic. What he and his hyperscale paypigs have done is morally reprehensible.

Look at all these amazing people who have contributed to the TIme$. Go give them a follow. They're all funny as hell. Yes, even @doctorvenkman.com go.bsky.app/8KgYXKo

Hire this man cause he’s a homie and also very talented.

Business Insider confirms it: Amazon has warehouses of GPUs that can’t be installed, and is buying them so far in advance that a supply chain team said they “didn’t have a clear forecasted path” to installing them. www.businessinsider.com/amazon-220-b...

My interpretation of the napkin drawing Elon made that inspired the very real flying teslas

that explains the fog

Wife found this at the thrift store didn’t buy it because she has no taste

We should probably give Elon more money and power that’s the only solution

Please return my phone calls Brenda

When anyone asks me about having a stroke at thirty eight, I like to say; “I reverse Kirked”

I told my mom I’d rather have another stroke than take my son and our friends daughter to Dave and busters and she yelled at me for making that joke

Just so everyone is aware, bookshop.org is having an “anti-Prime” sale today. Part of the proceeds of their sales go to help independent bookstores and you can buy ebooks! 💜

"I'm an AI man, ladies and gentleman. I have many data centers wasting many thousand barrels of water per day to generate slop and child porn. But you'll be better off. I assure you ladies and gentlemen that if we build a data center, this community of yours will not only survive, it will flourish."

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

Real good video and if you’re a millennial like me who missed the Neopets craze cause you were too busy playing real games that don’t scam people like Pokemon a great education piece as well

My article about why I hate Gavin Newsom continues to be correct. He also loves Steve Bannon, who gave us GamerGate and Trump 😀

Satan Endorses Acolyte

i regret to inform you that people have absolutely lost it www.404media.co/someone-tort...

Can Mythmon: Mythic Monsters avoid Nintendo’s deadly legal team? Nick and his Nepo Baby little brother try to find out in this week’s Checking It Out. youtu.be/3LS1vOf_JvI?...

An update from me about things happening at @culturedumpster.com soon, and an update about my stroke. For those reading that didn't know, yep! I had a stroke 😃

via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®

Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

This is the dream our forefathers fought for.

what dat mean

Considering the F-35's recent battlefield performance, I'd take the pandas tbh.

Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...

Out now on Patreon :) (1hr 8m)

gnoku

he will. he will if I post good

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹

destroy the global economy mode activated

Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show Scoop by @amityblamity.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/gavin...

I agree