Robert Johnson

I see it’s different here from that other hellscape app. So … here’s our tripaw Jindo and our super mutt.

Maybe Trump just wrote that card to Epstein as part of his undercover assignment as an FBI informant.

I just KNEW whatever was in the Epstein files would make, "grab them by the pussy" look like a Hallmark card.

normal FBI informant things

Corporate sponsored Easter eggs could add unexpected excitement to the next White House Easter Egg Hunt!

Wrestling!?

My wife said I’m insulting that poor dog. But you see it too, right? 🤣

Kristi Noem this morning.

"Watch out for-a Luigi!"

FACT: Donald Trump agreed to the release of 5,000 Taliban prisoners on February 29, 2020.

Matt Gaetz explains, 'I'd like to spend more time with my plastic surgeon.'

How would Matt Gaetz feel if he were a father and his teenage daughter was being given drugs and paid to have sex with a creepy Congressman?

Acting Attorney General Matt Gaetz proud of his first successful expulsion of a creepy pedophile from Congress: acting Attorney General Matt Gaetz. First and only.

Probably practicing swearing an oath of office in daddy’s administration, using his own personal Bible.

Donald Trump had nominated Dr Oz to lead the CMS. Doctors more credible than Dr. Oz: 🤡 Dr Pepper 🤡 Dr Spock 🤡 Dr Seuss 🤡 Dr Evil 🤡 Dr Dolittle 🤡 Dr Jekyll & Hyde 🤡 Dr Scholls 🤡 Dr Who 🤡 Dr Frankenstein This is beyond ridiculous. www.scientificamerican.com/article/dr-o...

Today's lesson from On Tyranny, authored by Timothy Snyder:

This post and its attached observation filled an ahha-shaped hole in my head and heart.

He should “work” for it. Quick, Kyle, you gotta up your MAGA street cred by marrying Marjorie Taylor Greene, the recently single love-starved ultra MAGA Christian Nationalist divorcée, then start a family, and in ten years run for GOP Senator yourself!

Predator Matt Gaetz for Attorney General of the Swamp 🎵 See ya later, alligator! After while, pedophile!

Alex Jones is literally owned by the libs now.

Matt Gaetz fleeing, oops, resigning from Congress to avoid his ethics report and become Trump’s Attorney General!? I don't care what anyone says about Kevin Sorbo, he looks like he deserves an Academy Award for his performance as Matt Gaetz in "Attorney General Florida Man"

Did anyone else see this video of Trump and Biden in a room with a fire in it and think of the GIF with the coffee-drinking dog saying "this is fine"

We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button. Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts. Here's how:

"Get rid of your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Deport these, the homeless, tempest-tost, I lift my tiki torch to block the golden door!"

Today I learned to fully appreciate alt-text.

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