R FRANTIC Smith (he/him) 🇺🇦

A rare selfie, it should be clear why

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Everybody's favorite game, "food poisoning or norovirus", and yes this is related to why I've been on here on and off all night (it's just shy of 6am for me as I write this one)

Favorite film in haiku: What is Genesis? This is Ceti Alpha Five! Needs of the many.

My first 5 ttrpgs very possibly in the order they were played 1. AD&D 2. Chill 3. Champions 4. Shadowrun 5. Vampire Well probably inaccurate but I'm going with it

Something I wish more people would realize.

yesssss for once I saw this reminder before 10am in my time zone

Danny Tommo's 'patriot platform' vigilantes were refused service in The George Inn, Portsmouth. They demanded to know why, despite the fact they do not have to be given a reason. Always make bigots feel unwelcome. Show the pub some love for doing the right thing. Things you love to see ✊❤️

it'd be so easy for me to post some Public Enemy but this blew my damn mind the first time www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM4k...

Counting only the ones I'm absolutely positive I've eaten at, for sure... 35. Welp.

Save the date: Nov 17, cataract surgery, right eye. I doubt they'll let me stream it though.

Sen. Huey Long proposed his “Share Our Wealth” plan in 1934, limiting incomes and accumulated wealth, and guaranteed basic income. He was assassinated in 1935. “The same mill that grinds out the extra rich is the same mill that will grind out the extra poor…” www.hueylong.com/programs/sha...

okay it's vital that I make @ryannorth.ca aware of www.uranusgeneralstore.com/uranus-fudge/ and apologies to the rest of you for this (my wife and daughter went there on a trip recently and so I have had to look at this slogan in our fridge)

My reaction to absolutely everything right now.

Only once it becomes amber waves of toast

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and post one that you like

I disavow most of Corwin's brothers. Not Random, though.

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

腹は痛い

With my usual proviso that my "favorite" answer will change every time: Last Train to Clarksville. Very underrated because the Monkees were silly on the surface.

Lost Boys, Fright Night, Near Dark, Blade. I have a type, yes. It's A+.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Almost made it two cruises without taking Dramamine but frankly it is choppy as hell today, I'm in the cabin doing Tim Conway physical comedy trying to stay standing

the laziest cosplayer

you guys I barely memorized Scaramucci as a unit of time, I can't handle learning Zacharia also

Medieval calligraphy (25 years of putting it off and counting)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home for Tax Purposes

Is it normal that while I sit on a ship balcony overlooking the water I keep having mental images of hurling my phone over the safety wall?

Those were some interesting arguments for returning to Twitter, I guess, but here's a counterpoint

He really couched that carefully, didn't he? Sofa king carefully, it's positively divan.

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