Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN

Thinking about the @lindsayellis.bsky.social video where she noted how white nationalists co-opted American history X and all these other “strong” critiques but can’t handle “Springtime for Hitler” because of how ridiculous it makes them look

Some people are mad at this observation but this is what happened in 2020. When Trump suddenly gained 20 million more votes, we should have had some introspection. Instead, we pretended it was an aberration that could never happen again, and we all paid for it.

*dumbest political consultant you've ever met* ChatGPT. Make me a video of my political opponents performing a jazz song at the NPR Tiny Desk.

It is darkly funny that Comey is Trump’s white whale when almost no one singular person has had more of an impact (when considered over the breadth of 11 years) on him being President.

Crazy I was briefing LoW and IHL six years ago like “man remember Abu Ghraib and the torture memos from OSC? Good things that couldn’t happen now! We’ve grown as a country!” 💀

Lol. You’re not going to trick me into feeling sorry for James Comey.

Mamdani having enough energy to play pickup basketball at 10 or 11 pm after a full day of mayoring is really making me feel bad about myself

Hey look it’s all the worst people you know

Live look of the worst people you know:

my god

I will not be baited into the umpteenth argument over whether a Dem senate or an R senate are functionally different go jump in a lake

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

I’m sorry someone thought it was a good idea to WRITE this down and PUBLISH it????

"What's your Aella numb-" You bolt awake on the world of Erde-Tyrene. You are not online. It is 97,452 BC. You are Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The cryptum will stay undisturbed.

HashtagMeToo broke the brains of every dude in a position of power when it's actual effects were like three comedians being briefly out of work

There's a scenario in which the Supreme Court gets this case in December and three justices involved in Bush v. Gore on behalf of Bush will be asked whether confusion is grounds to reject election results.

It’s really too bad that @badlawyerpod.bsky.social and @alabseries.bsky.social aren’t things anymore. Waiting for another podcast to pick up the *look at these degenerate lawyers* torch.

This explains the Dem party cast crunch. Sorry, not donating to 900% match texts I’m blocking and reporting them

In my second life as a karaoke dj I’m banning bohemian rhapsody and don’t stop believing

Anyway the real story is that we pay state level legislators pennies in most places so don’t be surprised when the ones that don’t come from already lucrative professions (doctors, lawyers), do shady and illegal things with their incredible powers in the legislature.

Let’s just recall that she is talking about a twelve-year-old.

Remember when I told you that the trigger for the screaming reactionary backlash wasn’t e.g. public anger over Black Lives Matter: it was the personal terror of a bunch of rich arse-grabbers, watching Harvey Weinstein get dragged to jail unprotected by his wealth

“Move away until charges could be dropped” I’m sorry wut

I’ll be honest I read the first nine words and thought this post was about Pokemon

My therapist doesn’t know about “You Can See Everything.” She wasn’t even sure she’d heard of Theranos. I live in another universe.

Also people are waking up that their relatives cause them stress and harm and that there isn’t an obligation to stay with them through thick and thin. Of course this generation did stick by their parents who were also atrocious so they are surprised their kids can do that.

Incredible closing message, Sir. Laser focused on the things Americans want and need.

I think after today my "dumbest legal stories that actually matter" list has been updated as follows: 1. Grand conspiracy case 2. Comey seashells Instagram post case 3. East Potomac Golf Links case hbu?

J: i rec'd aa number of texts on the break from my mother and my brother because CNN is reporting i'm getting a lot of death threats. this is where we are. a federal judge getting death threats over a golf course. i really dont think this is what the founders envisioned. adjourned. /210

I’m sure all these people are this motivated because gas prices are down and president peace has ended 8 wars

One interesting thing is that a lot of men are gonna be bankrupt in the next fifteen years from the inane gambling they do.

This is like how people think couples therapy causes divorce.

Not me traveling 17 hours for a two hour hearing where I spoke for five minutes (maybe) lol

Oops I’m crying again 🥹😭🧡💙

I hope whichever golf course brüther hew is on today, it’s giving him absolute hell 😇😇😇

Well at least it isn’t a few rural voters in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin this time

gonna always think of Marco Animorphs this way now

Incoming Reyes order in three-two-