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Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

👉'Double Identity' 👈 #spiderman #petraparker #trans #sizesky #growth #minigts Polly and Chameleon voiced by: @kdinjenzenvo.com 💜✨

Police pull over a couple, beat them, and make sure it's never reported or recorded on their cameras Cops are great www.abc15.com/news/local-n...

New street art in Seattle addressing ICE’s upcoming taser gloves

no, no youve got it all wrong, its nothing weird like sex shes just worshipping him and sees herself as his ethereal caretaker and celestial concubine but theres no sex or anything crazy like that

I just want to know who's baby this is? Because I am proud of her like she's one of mine. This is perfection

And now, a lesson on CEO-ing from Matthew Karch, CEO of Saber Interactive:

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

#Streetart by Fábio Gomes in Trindade, #Brazil #art

GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!

139. Because my college allowed for fairly customizable interdisciplinary majors, I literally have a degree in shitposting.

buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity

Given yesterday's convo about HTML as it went into the age of Dreamweaver, got this from a coworker and wish more dev work was done this way: mohkohn.co.uk/writing/html...

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA

“The Handbasket can exclusively report that much like his candidate, Moraff has a credible sexual assault allegation against him, too, adding fuel to the conversation already prompted by Platner about how progressive spaces continue to harbor regressive men.”

Hey Toronto I just—

So Konami revealed a new Yu-Gi-Oh! card today. It's a submarine. On summon, it can DESTROY ITSELF. They revealed it on the anniversary of the OceanGate Titan disaster. Either this is an unfortunate coincidence or Konami is crazy.

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I don't know why you would get a baby monitor JUST because you have a newborn infant, it makes no sense to me at all. Sure they start small too, but lizards grow very fast, and it will probably eat your child.

DENVER: the first 200 people to find me this weekend at FAN EXPO Denver can have one of these snazzy bookmarks for free, courtesy of my calendar publisher Andrews McMeel. I’ll be at table P58 in the comics pro aisle around the outside of artist alley.

Dick power cycling scitechdaily.com/male-birth-c...

We’re just innocent men

Happy Star Wars Day! foxtrot.com/2014/05/04/m...

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Academy awards forthcoming 😂

City of Milwaukie, Oregon public works goose illustrated by me :)

with the power of AI, some day soon you will be able to order dinner without even leaving your video game by typing /pizza

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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

PROBATION (6 hours) cumpantry Lepers Colony Bluesky bot, by posting this you are now sucking this poster, Cumpantry, on the asshole. Then the wetness the bot thrust its tongue deep into his ass licking all of his anal walls. It sucked and licked and slurped and tongued [...] Leper's Colony Entry

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

So Afroman has a new single out about his legal battles with the Adams county Ohio police. It seems like at least partially worth a @gregdoucette.bsky.social "cops are great" comment. youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ?...

I'm partial to Why You Disconnecting My Video Camera The back half of the video -- where he's recreating the places cops searched for "kidnapping victims" -- is comedy gold 🤣🤣 bsky.app/profile/mich...

This entire thread is magnificent and you really should watch every video in every post

I want you to take a vow with me. “I will never piss off Afroman, and if I cross Afroman I promise to make amends immediately.”

I'm on the first page and I'm already dying. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

finished embroidering my jacket :)