St. Michael 🌃

You know those little porcelain angels some grandmas had in an old wooden curio cabinet? That’s my gender.

the Re-cancellation of Slayyyter was foretold in the illuminated manuscript of the same name

I got fired today boss I have worked for over the course of 7 years says he can’t trust me anymore seems to have popped up around the time I transitioned… maybe it’s unrelated

I got fired today boss I have worked for over the course of 7 years says he can’t trust me anymore seems to have popped up around the time I transitioned… maybe it’s unrelated

I got fired today boss I have worked for over the course of 7 years says he can’t trust me anymore seems to have popped up around the time I transitioned… maybe it’s unrelated

I got fired today boss I have worked for over the course of 7 years says he can’t trust me anymore seems to have popped up around the time I transitioned… maybe it’s unrelated

i will shut up about not voting for anti-trans democrats in exchange for $500. how much is saving democracy worth to you? $jtightpants1

learning a lot of you worked really nice jobs as your crappy quick job almost like you weren’t coming into the job market during a recession

oh wait! got a shorter one! I worked at Kohl’s for a month folding clothes in the men’s section and stopped showing up since it was boring and my second job no one noticed they paid me for a whole nother month

you are allowed to have shit takes but don’t expect a lack of pushback I also personally recommend not being sanctimonious about it no matter what side you land on

I have an interview I need to nail in a few minutes Manifesting Hoping Praying to a god I don’t believe in would genuinely be life changing if I can make this work

somewhere between leave me be and bitch, try me

trans women need to be included in whisper networks

love that corporate sends these disrespectful dicks to my office not a “he” thought the tits and the glittery eye shadow would give it away

customer at work is seemingly having more and more memory issues he gets upset when the disconnect is pointed out so I’m not certain his family knows but we do could you imagine this happening with a family member the only person who knows is the low wage employee who keeps getting yelled at

It’s not fair! Why am I not winning at sports? It’s not fair! Why can’t I get hired for that job? It’s not fair! How come I have to share my country?

you are literally here to sell deodorant why are you scolding us?

I prefer pills over other methods except my fucking coworkers always come up and try to talk to me right after I put the pill under my tongue so I sound like a phlegmy Scooby Doo

watching different news sources talk about the Ed Sheeran thing has been really fascinating like have you ever heard an Irish news anchor pronounce Macklemore

probably would have named myself Molly (Ringwald) if it wasn’t for molly (drug) Similarly Mary Jane (Watson) and not mary jane (weed)

people at my work (evil) often accuse us of being satanic which sucks because I wish, bestie we just bleed you dry financially we won’t touch your mortal soul

best piece for smoking weed? chillum a. annoying to clean b. any pocket it’s put in becomes an ashtray c. smoking it “the right way” means your hands are gonna stink

stop shrinking! you are a body moving through space you are allowed and able to occupy it demand the space you need and fill it

never leave a dog tied up outside alone never leave a baby in a car on a hot day never leave a trans woman with her phone and a posting site full of liberals

perpetually stuck in the moment when a song first comes on when you are like “is this the original or the modern remix/interpolation?”

I’m going to be appropriately normal about today but to give you an example of how bizarre American media was in the long years after it here’s a bunch of gangbangers pantomiming 9/11 to a time-displaced Sarah Connor on the Terminator TV show

every time I see someone on here arguing in an obtuse or needlessly stubborn dug in way their bio says they are a lawyer or journalist without fail

And if Talarico loses Dems will blame trans people instead of themselves. As with the uncommitted campaign. It’s a form of dehumanization, the refusal to view this demographic as anything other than a free resource you can abuse.

“Hasan Piker’s blurred thirst trap on the Jumbotron at the Republican National Convention” is my sleeper agent activation phrase

my wife and I have a standing deal that we can both engage in all the “old lady” behavior we want to but if one of us gets really into listening to NPR it’s the other persons job to put a stop to it

if dems really wanted to win they would respond to every trans take from republicans by talking about trans veterans losing benefits but they aren’t because they don’t

oh no, guys they are giving humanity to the calculators before they give it to the trannies

🗣️SPEAK THE WORDS ON YOUR LIPS

I don’t believe in fate, destiny, or god but I do believe I was purposefully born a boy who needed some time to realize I was a girl so I could marry my wife, a lesbian who needed some time to realize she liked girls

a lot of the “tipping debate” about when it’s okay to turn the iPad around seems to boil down to: I know I’m an asshole but I shouldn’t have to think about it or have others potentially notice it

I watched the movie “Fall” recently and spoiler alert but watching the character insert a shoe into her friends body like it was a greased up hot dog going into a hungry bass really pulled on my heart strings

going from disordered eating to loving my weight gain has made me love every square inch of my body feels like I have earned it

has anyone checked on Miley?!

did posting my first transition timeline kill Dolly Parton?

oh dang I can do these now selfies are looking a little different nowadays

if bitdizzy wanted to send someone death threats she would do that much more directly. she's not one to beat around the bush