Reboot *^~<|o__o|>~^*

(singing) It doesn't matter what your message is, if you used AI to make it, you're an asshole~ You used AI, go fuck yourself, it doesn't matter what you say - you're still an asshole~

"And then AI ruined everything."

@ladymelanarch.bsky.social

Am I the only one? 😂

it's impossible to gauge how long you should microwave leftover home-made soup for

Now that's a great analogy. Think it over before you decide to skip voting. This shit is too important not to participate in democracy.

Increasing sexual disinhibition is a symptom of some forms of dementia

Fucking heartbroken to finally find a show I want to go to in the stupid PNW and it's sold out. Not only that, they're doing two shows in a row here, and they're BOTH sold out. I understand that Angine de Poitrine is huge but still. God dammit

"Size isn't everything, ask your Mom"

"Elon Musk commits actual war crime, like... a really really obvious one this time, not like the destruction of USAID" *crickets*

Greta Van Fleet is a Led Zeppelin cover band that doesn't know any Led Zeppelin songs

Also, go Brewers because fuck Florida Y'all let that fuckin' tumor of a human live there, the fuck wrong with y'all

The PNW is great and all but why do the best bands skip Seattle and go to Spokane instead? I wanna see Gwar, fuck Polyphia, goddamn pretentious tryhards

Idea: Make all PACs illegal + if you donate more than $99,999 to any political candidate for any reason, you're thrown in prison for 10yrs and your fortune is confiscated to reduce the deficit. Also if your net worth crosses 1 billion, you are immediately put to death for greed (a cardinal sin).

Eminem lost all credibility - not just because that collab with Kid Rock sucks and is an appalling breach of taste and integrity - but for lying and claiming to believe in God despite being born in Detroit

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

Vent art because oh my god dude please. Please tag your work. Or include the tags in alts SOMETHING.

"Except this was the Victorian era, the cocaine was like, prescribed, because they had ghosts in their blood." - @tygrestripes.bsky.social , 10/19/26

i loudly think or yell this about twice a week

seriously, let's get the stupid Democrats a majority in both houses so we can at least halt the hemorrhaging of our national debt, quality of life, and good reasons to have pride they ain't great, but they ain't this

When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood

Why aren't there "Extra Toasty" Saltines, god dammit?

what happens if you reverse the polarity of big dick energy

🚨Holy crap! Ken Paxton partied on New Year’s Eve 2024 in Dubai with his girlfriend and two U.S. fugitives (Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail) charged in healthcare fraud/embezzlement schemes. Ahmed, a major donor, gave about $190,000 to Paxton’s campaign — including after his indictment.

Seems like every time I have to see a new doctor and sign things, the number of spam texts and emails I get suddenly increases. That's pretty fucked up.

Way into this band called Anime Titties lately

maybe if we eat enough microplastics our poos will come out laminated

"Here's a problem with this platform that seems fixable" "Here's a very awkward and half-baked workaround of a solution you can use, you fool" "that's not-" "EGADS MY WISDOM IS WASTED! PEARLS BEFORE SWINE!" #Bluesky

Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.

are we sure they didn't capture him and encase him in bronze? it's so accurate

I can never claim not to be damaged by living in late-stage capitalism. I'm looking at the Steam Autumn Sale offerings and not seeing anything that I want, but I keep looking because it feels like there's something wrong with ME that there's nothing appealing to me.

I assume this dude is on TV because he's seen a ghost

more of this plz

just reply 'and you're a grifting fake president' like, what's the harm at this point? I understand that life without a job is scary, but real journalists aren't cowards

Ever farted, and then a few moments later your cat got up and left the room? Doesn't it feel like you won somehow?

I just became a fan of a band called Anime Titties. This sucks. Now I'm going to have to be more specific every time I say I fuckin' love Anime Titties.

I love that Amazon uses discreet shipping boxes and whatnot, but could you extend that to your app's notifications? Getting a giant 'YOUR BALLGAG (RUBBER, BREATHING-FRIENDLY) HAS ARRIVED with two other items' pop-up at the top of my phone screen when I'm showing someone a Tiktok was funny, but

first person to refer to AI as SI in my presence is getting punched in the fucking face.

Tricked the whole world into looking at picture books to try to find him. Waldo a fuckin' genius

CNN, you bitch-made bitch-owned hollowed out husk of a network, the fuck do you mean 'appears to'? He straight up FUCKED UP and deserves to be laughed out of office and preferably out of politics entirely, along with everyone else in his cowardly thieving party of rape enthusiasts.

"Did you use my bronzer on your toenails?"