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Forget #StrandedCompute - I want to get my hands on some of the #StrandedMemory and #StrandedStorage for my servers, @carlquintanilla.bsky.social.

I'm sorry @atrupar.com, but you must be confused. That's Klaus, Melania's hair stylist for Mondays and Thursdays.

Pretty amazing welcome for a bench player, no? What do you think @billoram.bsky.social ?

Looks like CNN.com got a new home page layout. Its not good. For starters, the headline fonts for important stories are way too small.

Maybe Ukraine should change its name to New America?

’Old-timers will remember how WeWork fell apart: they promised an IPO. But despite a massive cash infusion from Masa Son, the promised IPO never came. History may well be about to repeat itself.‘ garymarcus.substack.com/p/could-this...

I guess this makes OpenAI the enemy since they haven't immediately rebranded as "OpenSI"?

Can individual states invite them? After all, elections are run at the state level.

oh so it's defund the police now?

We should start calling him Trumb.

Sure, but obviously Smith and Willis are in cahoots - they both have a letter "I" in their last names! C'mon!

Looks like the Asstros forgot to bring their trash cans to this series.

I guess Pentagon IT didn't have enough testosterone?

So losing in the first round, then?

What's up with all the empty seats in ATL and HOU yesterday? I understand they were early starts but this is the frickin' playoffs! Call in sick to work/school! #MLB #ATL #HOU

OK, who told them the root password was Ka$hIsNutz?

Inevitably, its gonna be a "human race problem".

Who would have guessed the Raiders would open the season 3-0 and the Chargers 0-3? Woot! 😍 #Raiders #Chargers

Feminize a band name Nikole Kershaw

Feminize a band name Right Said Frederica

Feminize a band name Pet Shop Girls

Feminize a band name The Chemical Sisters

Feminize a band name Sr. Sister

Seriously, when do we start "air gapping" all systems?

There's something about Bessent's eyes that make me trust him even less than his obvious bullshit statements.

File this in the "what could go wrong?" department.

Holy shit. The Raiders started the season 2-0! #Raiders

JDP = OBP God #Dodgers

COVID HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Now that hackers are using Claude to hack OpenAI, I can envision a near future where Claude and OpenAI models duke it out like Godzilla vs Mothra, destroying infrastructure while us humans serve as helpless spectators and victims.

As a fish, I can confirm he's an absolute moron because: 1) Unless his hypothetical boat has a super huge battery and this boat is in a swimming pool, he's not going to be electrocuted. 2) No fish in their right mind would eat him. Too much fatty mush. We have standards too! #TrumpIsAMoron

Is it just me, or are many items staying on the @bsky.app "Trending" list for 3-4 days? Seems like there's enough going on in the world (and on bsky) to keep this list a bit more fresh, no?

He’s got a point!

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This is exhibit # 1,491,201 for using the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from power. WTF are we waiting for? For Trump to start literally nuking our allies and killing millions because they hurt his feelings? Is that what its going to take?

I'd like to know more about Sam Darnold's "very unique soft-tissue" injury in his glute. #Seahawks

Anyone know what's good for getting ketchup stains off walls? Asking for the White House cleaning staff.

I dunno. The Chinese certainly have advanced robots and are quickly getting there with AI. So maybe Trump is right that "Robots" won't be marching into *all* "Cities". Maybe they will only be marching into those of Chinese enemies? I sure am relieved Trump's taking this seriously!