Puddle Oops

a little look at Absalom, a type family I've been working on since 2023

i’ve gotten like three notifications from this shipping company that desperately wants to talk to me, and has a legitimate-looking shipping tracker but I have no idea who they’re shipping FROM

imagine Mayor Maria Pappas showing up to every city presser wearing a fuchsia MAYOR MARIA PAPPAS t-shirt and doing jumping jacks

I went downtown to get a Real ID; the guy taking care of me was shocked by our address & said his cousin grew up in our apartment and wanted to see what we’d made the place into so he could tell his cousin this is very much not what it looked like in the seventies

delightful pair of accidental photos of The Pot Roast from this morning

my beloved 152 bus is always on time, 152 I will always love you

The Witch: I don’t think I’ve seen children’s’ performances carrying a film that thoroughly before & I can’t imagine doing it with such complicated language like did they all actually know what they were saying

what no we’re not I haven’t seen that movie

this is amazing

there’s a Glee reboot in development oh I thought you already knew about it and just didn’t want to talk about it no I knew, I just now remembered to warn you so i’m right about that second part? hundred percent

I completely forgot how good True Romance-era Charli was like channeling Talk Talk in the best ways

all you gays today

Haute and Freddy have released their cover of Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" that we got to hear in the Carrie prom scene when Carrie was still having a nice night and hadn't killed everyone yet! it's great

wasn’t aware this actually works

I was certain I was the only person who’d immediately think of this moment this morning

art👇🏻

I get at least 5 of these daily which makes me feel like it’s probably working on someone somewhere I wanna see a story about whoever that is

he's not gonna make it past the primary

finished Carrie loved it to pieces not mad at the plot changes King was intimately involved, stories are allowed to change, and purists ruin everything

if your parents are getting up there, you’ll need to know this (I locked Mom’s phone down because most Kindle-based romance book samples—her drug of choice—were slop with “Buy” buttons at the end)

isn’t this that hot dog place way up north on Milwaukee

motherfuckers don't accept a meeting if you're just gonna leave me dancing on camera to myself

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today in former caregiver healing: first trip out of state planned for Thanksgiving I was not informed how expensive travel has become since 2018

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people werent kidding about the entire cast of Battlestar Galactica showing up in Carrie for no reason; I love stuff like that where the director’s like “yeah I really liked Galactica what’s the big deal”

this is a new little spot at the edge of Broadway and N Clarendon and it is spectacular

here’s what happens when you look up the band Suicide in Music

I’ve been waiting for some asshole to use a variable font’s internal construction lines as a design motif, and here we are I have no idea why these don’t get removed when a designer converts type to paths they confuse everyone they’re embarrassing like, you don’t need to see my Bits