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Imagine you are being summoned. What GIF represents that?

I always find it fascinating that the location of an object can vastly change your feelings towards it i.e. hair - On a human head, gorgeous. - In food or a drain, repulsive.

I'm secretly so happy for @juliewithaj.bsky.social. Learning this is so cool!

A colleague sent me this that they found at a flower festival 🥺

Has anyone else wondered what a world without friction would look like? No? Just me?

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

Meanwhile, on Twitter...

Elon Musk you did it man. Everyone thinks it's so epic that you're ruining everything. They're saying wow elon is so cool and also his posts are so funny

www.reuters.com/world/europe...

PODCAST | En un nuevo gesto torpe e involuntario, Elon Musk invade Polonia.

Los nazis, frustrados de que los medios les ninguneen y se nieguen a llamarlos nazis

Hoy @elmundotoday.com ha cerrado la cuenta de Twitter y nos ha vuelto a confirmar que hay que apoyar con nuestra suscripción. Refugiades, aquí tenéis una lista de suscriptores para seguir go.bsky.app/TSpTMSY

The #TikTok shutdown in the US began impacting DNS traffic (on our 1.1.1.1 Resolver) after 03:00 UTC (22:00 ET), with an 85% drop compared to the previous week and signs of further decline. A #TikTokban message appeared for US users.

Oh chat I'm at the perfect amount of followers. Please no more follows.

¡Hola!

For April Fools Discord should launch a user discriminator customization for nitro users. No actual changes to account names, just a flair option

United States of Genocide

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :(" Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART! Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any! 🚫 Don't argue with them! 🚫 Don't quote them! ✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

This is the next phase that Kiwi Farms members have stated they will do - constructing look-alike blocklists and then adding popular trans people to them after the fact, once the blocklist is seeded in the community. Make sure any block list you use says who runs it.

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #96,749!

this will blue your mind ismy.blue

An entertaining write up https://conduition.io/coding/ticketmaster/

Last night I tried to do some online paperwork with the Spanish government. To my surprise, it also had opening hours! I guess they normally use them for doing maintenance, because it's a few hours that it's closed (11pm - 2am), but it still got a "WTF why does this close" reaction out of me.

Heck yes

i was out refilling the bird feeders and this guy climbed up to the balcony again and decided to immediately charge right at me, and i had to whack him with the rod i was using to hang the feeders. friendship status revoked unfortunately. also im in shock a bit lol

Watt is love? Baby don’t hertz me

"concerning"

Can’t believe they let someone drive their Cybertruck right into the newsroom

Anyone else feel like it's wrong to say "good luck" to someone who has an exam? It sort of implies that it depends on luck and not knowledge or skills, and I don't always agree with that.

it is fucking nuts to me that 90% of people can just fall asleep

Merry Christmas to all those of ya who celebrate!

LOL wut, I'm not even into the furry thing???

!foryou

Love tfw I wake up full of mosquito bites and I manage to get the fcker back before even getting outta bed.

Is it really worth it?

Happy Halloween

Can't sleep and my body decided to randomly start having hiccups 😞🫠

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus. But geometry is where I draw the line.