✨ simon ✨

heartbreaking: local boy wants omelettes for dinner, ends up with scrambled eggs instead

Alright, (finally) time for the 1k follower art raffle!!! Rules & details: ❇️ In order to enter, you must follow me and repost this post! ❇️ Raffle ends on October 22, 00:00 EST. ❇️ One winner will receive a full-color drawing of their choice! I'm preferential to certain topics - see below!

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.

@dilfkink.kindboys.online i feel like it’s important for you to know that my friend just told me about Antinous, according to him “the most beautiful twink of history”, and the first pic he showed me totally looked like you

hey @dotmeow.org believe it or not, shark and goldfish are mine & my boyfriend’s nickname, so, yes it landed. we loved it <3

another recipe to keep in my old school cookbook

This option is gone now, so now you always need to delete the “?” and everything after it in every yet link to lessen the tracking”

my boyfriend’s crazy russian friend coined the term “boy smell”, which is apparently “anal lube and wd-40”. what am i supposed to do with this information?

i had already disabled this once, just checked and it was on again on my new phone. so it seems that it automatically enables this when you reinstall the app

I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.

I was trying to get through to one of the staff of this site yesterday but like, this is psychosis. The people who run this site think AI is alive. How do you come back from this

The replies are like "I'll just pirate it!" and I'm sure all your trans friends and associates are happy to know you're still a fan of the woman who's made it her life goal to ruin their lives, you just don't want to pay her for it.

Deleting the post where, from what I saw, people mostly said they were disappointed, but then having this post devolve into a pro-ai circlejerk is more telling than the original decision to give money to anthropic ever was.

PinkNews faced a choice: serve the community or chase mass-produced, uncontroversial content. Its decision to cave to the algorithm has left it in reputational and financial tatters.

fuck me, waymo wants to start driving in my city, and almost all comments are idiots jerking themselves off about how great this’ll be and that the naysayers are the reason we’re stuck. JFC, you people the reason we are where we are, because you give companies endless grace despite everything

I was hoping for your help with something. (Please RT for reach.) Is there a particular font that’s instantly recognizable to someone who lives where you do, and appreciated/recognized/hated there, but completely unknown elsewhere? Road signs, street names, transit, infrastructure, stuff like that?

as a kid I liked math and thought I was good at it and then I got to college and learned that real math is contemptuous of numbers and it confuses and terrifies me

Real tops know u have to fuck ur bottoms before taking them out for dinner so the dumb twink will actually eat

Amnesty UK have apologised to JK Rowling for rightfully calling out her anti-rights rhetoric. Shame on them. A human rights organisation should not cave to pressure from billionaires, especially those who wish to make supporting human rights a terrorist offence. xoxo BASH BACK

i chatted with @aspicycow.gay about getting his license plate revoked

⬆️ i bought a domain lol

In less than 12 hours, the European Parliament holds the final vote on reinstating Chat Control 1.0. A simple majority is no longer enough to reject it. Contact your MEPs NOW and demand they protect your right to privacy via fightchatcontrol.eu

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"

Oh!

renovated my kitchen and managed to create something heretofore unknown to humanity: a kitchen with more storage space than I know what to do with, and a lack of digital clocks!

@mel.bzky.team it took me until yesterday to realize that your name was a reference to Yuri Gagarin. I read it as “Yaoi Gremlin”

Look, even if you’re not in the area (like me), this thread still has amazing cat pictures 🥰

I get the impression that some people aren't clear what this means. This is the UK state deciding to intervene directly in the healthcare of individual children, depriving them of medicine that their doctors have prescribed for their personal health & wellbeing, in defiance of global best practice.

Yourself but as a cartoon - I’m 22 and already turning into Abe Simpson

are you just going to do this for every generation

if you want to know how gaming with friends is going - I just rage-quit a VOIP client for the first time in my life because it sucked so bad (Mumble). To put that into perspective, I administer Microsoft Teams for a living.

i think i'm pretty funny