David Green

27 Feb 2025

Since getting into a starter pack, my follower count has skyrocketed. I vet before following back, so please be patient.

Voting in an election is like taking the train. You never get to exactly your final destination, but you get close enough. Then you have to do the work. America, you’re not going to find the absolute perfect candidate. But find the one that suits you the best, OUT OF WHAT’S AVAILABLE.

Kill Bill for Tax Purposes

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Star Trek: Insurrection for Tax Purposes

cbsnews.comThe Alito Court: A rare interview with the influential Supreme Court justiceJustice Samuel Alito discussed his opinion in the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, the leaked draft and its aftermath, same-sex marriage rights and why he's not retiring yet.

Wow. What an absolute piece of shit.

Marty Lederman@martylederman.bsky.social

Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."

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Stephen Moran.

@moranstephen1000.bsky.social

F*cksticks.

Is… is this how a read Dad feels on GCSE Results Day? I was less nervous after my latest job interviews…

17 Aug

Anyone who knows me, knows that I have good days and bad days. I’ve cried three times today and I don’t know why. I feel like the worst, most useless human being on earth. I’m sorry.

18 July

Normally I wouldn’t share this, but happy Saturday!

7 July

Let’s see whether the USA gets un-kicked out of the World Cup.

30 June

Feeling pretty rubbish today. I have a second stage interview tomorrow which is making me nervous as I really want and need this job…

bbc.co.ukWorld Cup 2026: USA security chief Markwayne Mullin 'danced a happy dance' after Iran exitThe United States' head of homeland security says he "danced a happy dance" when Iran's elimination from the World Cup was confirmed.

30 June

Absolutely disgusting, but not entirely surprising, behaviour from the Trump regime: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

comicsands.comChristina Ricci Just Called Out Jimmy Fallon For Having MMA Fighter Conor McGregor On His Show—And Fans Are Applauding

27 June

@trekkiesoph.bsky.social was ahead of the game on this one. I really think Fallon dropped the ball here.

George Takei@georgetakei.bsky.social

A very poor choice of guest.

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24 June

Replying to @pollik.bsky.social

@drunkenbakers.bsky.social

23 June

@professorplink.bsky.social Just in case you haven't seen this one yet.

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Richard Morris

22 June

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And Burnham should remove the gloves, tell Tice to literally fuck off unless he divulges all funding sources of Reform or provides evidence of any claims they make.* *Oh and reveal where Farage is hiding.

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M Meerkat

@kackbro.bsky.social

20 June

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THIS HERE,WAS,FOR MANY OF US, THE CELEBRATION WE NEEDED,AND A REMINDER, NOT TO GIVE UP HOPE ! THANK YOU, MICHELLE, AND PRESIDENT OBAMA...🎊🎉✨️ 👇👇👇

9 June

My review of Masters of the Universe: Good film, a fun watch. Go see.

PaulaInTulsaOK #IsHeDeadYet?

6 June

@ellexmay.bsky.social as promised: meet Athena (tabby) and Artemis…

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Jake Williams

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3 June

I suppose it's not nearly the most important point, but the standard MOCA doesn't actually ask 30 questions. I feel like this fact alone should be evidence of cognitive decline...

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@paulaintulsaok.bsky.social

1 June

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ContempraInn 🌹

@contemprainn.bsky.social

20 May

That’s my baby 😍 #WildlifeWednesday

16 May

@imlunahey.com I don;t know if you remember, but I was holding a 5-Port Gigabit Switch for you; did you want it? I'm having a clearout and, although it's tiny, it's in the way.

14 May

@professorplink.bsky.social Does this count as proof?! 😉😛

Jon M. Sweeney@jonmsweeney.bsky.social

I’m skeptical.

bbc.co.ukDonald Trump says he speaks 'for the UK more than Prince Harry'The US president's comments come ahead of a state visit from King Charles III and Queen Camilla.

24 Apr

Amazing. Donald Trump can successfully claim the honour to have united almost the entire world behind Prince Harry. He really is a self-aggrandising piece of s**t, isn't he? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

22 Apr

Not doing well today. I can't, and won't, say why. But being a grown-up is HARD WORK today.

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@meidastouch.com @mspopok.bsky.social The BBC case in Florida has taken a strange turn, with Jalaine Garcia joining the Trump team. What possible relevance does an "Admiralty and maritime Attorney" have in this case? I'm sure she's very good at what she does, but I must confess to being confused.

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onesillyfag

@onesillyfag.bsky.social

15 Apr

Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.

15 Apr

@lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social Sir, listening to last night’s Last Word. As a Brit, I’d like to add a tiny bit of additional context. In the 1980s, there was a Sitcom called ‘Blackadder,’ which I don’t think aired in the US. The idiot sidekick, named Baldrick, used to have a daft idea, and it was

15 Apr

referred to with the line: “I have a cunning plan.” Because of this, the phrase ‘cunning plan,’ as used by Ed Davey, is used to reference a really dumb idea. I hope that this is of interest. If you would like me to expand on this, reach out. I’m happy to write a bit more detail if it helps.

bbc.co.ukUS blockade of Iranian ports takes effect as Trump says Tehran wants a deal 'very badly' - follow liveTrump says Iranians are doing no business in the Hormuz strait as UK maritime officials tell ships in the area to expect military presence.

13 Apr

Absolutely fucking bonkers. The link goes straight to an entry about his picture where he's depicted as Jesus accepting Epstein into Heaven... www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...

9 Apr

I have a custom handle now. Just so I can pretend to be important.

1 Apr

@professorplink.bsky.social I wanted to ask a question. First, I am an atheist, and I think I am the same type as you are. I don't personally believe we can see back before the Planck Time, because I'm of the belief that our current presentation of the universe came from the singularity at the

1 Apr

centre of a black hole, which absorbed all of the previous universe, put it under immense pressure to become the singularity of the Big Bang, and then ripped the black hole apart when it exploded. Maybe I'm stupid, but I'm proud to not believe in the magic sky daddy.

1 Apr

But I suppose my question that I didn't ask is: do you think that's feasible, or do you have a different idea that you believe in?

@zackpolanski.bsky.social It’s time to stop the VAT windfall at the pumps. If 5% VAT is fair for heating our homes, why is it 20% for the fuel we need to get to work? People in this country are struggling RIGHT NOW. Pls push for a temporary VAT cut to 5% on diesel and petrol?

@jessasatomp.bsky.social It’s time to stop the VAT windfall at the pumps. If 5% VAT is fair for heating our homes, why is it 20% for the fuel we need to get to work? People in Lowestoft are struggling RIGHT NOW. Will you support a temporary VAT cut to 5% on diesel and petrol?

Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️

I'm not crying. You are.

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@thelacouple showing how beautiful inclusion is: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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@thelacouple showing how beautiful inclusion is: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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26 Mar

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24 Mar

Right, this is IMPORTANT. If you feel you may have been involved in a car finance deal between 2007 and 2021 where you were not told about Discretionary Commission Payments, high commissions (35%+) or exclusive deals between lenders and car dealerships, you must submit your complaint to the finance

fca.org.ukFCAThe FCA enables a fair and thriving financial services market, for the good of consumers and the economy.

24 Mar

company NOW. DO NOT use a claims management company. The average compensation will be £700 + Interest and you do not want to lose a third to greedy fly-by-night lawyers. Visit fca.org.uk today to find out more. The best time to do this was yesterday. The second best time is NOW.

20 Mar

US Peeps: This is the sitch in the UK right now: I have a 2016 Diesel car. Three weeks ago, Diesel was £1.37/l at my local gas station. That's roughly £5.18/gallon (c. $6.90). Today, diesel is £1.66/l, or £6.43/gallon (c. $8.61 at the time of writing). Thanks to Donald Gump and Pete Kegsbreath.