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Bluesky! We're making a game! It's weird, it's indie, it's about parking cars, and it's within your power to wishlist it Right Now store.steampowered.com/app/3153450/... #gamedev #indiedev

Aorta rupture, the explosive diarrhea of the heart.

Huh. Maybe AI really is getting too powerful

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

I think this will be true in the future, about our own time too. Stories about tech oligarchs will have them saying "yes AI is bullshit but we need to fool the masses." Future audiences won't accept that these guys genuinely believed we stood on the precipice of Microsoft Clippy's apotheosis

Bullshit, he's clearly turning into Odo.

Zohran Mamdani and the Mamdate of Heaven

Spot on transcription of the dial up modem sound right here

The Overton window keeps sliding.

Maybe the real moral of Marathon Steve is that the game industry has been so poisoned by the live service model we can't even conceive of someone enjoying a hundred hours of a single-player experience.

Waaaiit. Does the Democratic Party spend resources promoting one candidate over another in its own primaries? If it doesn't, whose time and energy am I wasting by running in a primary?

You may not like it, but this is what peak pixel art grass tile looks like

Heads up, the deadline to fix your hearts or die is tomorrow

Me, a gazelle getting stalked by a leopard: LOL look at that idiot getting eaten by a lion.

If you can't handle me at my per aspera, you don't deserve me at my ad astra.

Get your memes ready - SpaceX IPO is rapidly deorbiting.

imagine being at MSG watching the Knicks and mfkin James Gurney is next to you, pulls out his plein air gouache set, and just breezily pumps out this masterpiece. like wtf

It's possible to fast travel in real life, but you need to unlock inner peace to do it. Without inner peace there's always an enemy nearby.

Tesla bumper sticker that says "Yes I made a mistake but we're all living through extreme economic precarity; there's no way I can buy another car, especially since no one will buy this one off me."

AI is like an exponential curve - in the sense that it can produce endless derivative copies.

every screen, pop-up or button i have to see after clicking "cancel subscription" and before i see "your subscription has been canceled" should cost the company ten million dollars

Charles Dickens had to release a patch changing the ending of Great Expectations after fans complained. In case you're wondering how long this has been a problem. #gamedev

Hey #gamedev check out this guy playing Parallel Park: vt.tiktok.com/ZSxTFeAtR/

Particle physics punk band called Forbidden Transition

Taking a piss on the ISS and then immediately taking 1% back because I wasn't done with it yet.

If your prose remains purple for more than four paragraphs, contact a doctor.

"I want that twink obliterated" is iambic pentameter and therefore Shakespeare

Homer: A mist shrouded the ships, and the moon covered with cloud gave not a gleam of light. Ancient Greek: Hey, quick question: What's mist?

"Declining birth rates are a threat to the elderly" shouts a man who didn't want to lock down for Covid

Going through old game footage and found this bug that felt like it was worth sharing. #gamedev

None of this makes any sense.

"Gen-z loves the X-files because they're nostalgic for an imagined time when..." Let me stop you right there. Gen-Z loves the X-Files because "Hot bisexual live action Scooby Doo" is a killer premise.

Oh these are fun! The five jobs I've had in total: - Unlicensed vet tech - Blockbuster - Carnie - Nuclear weapons research - Games

Oh hell yeah www.france24.com/en/live-news...

It's you, dog.

Meticulously filling in the alt text as I post that one image from Snowcrash that kills you when you see it.

I know this AI art looks like shit, but you gotta understand how hard it is to find a public domain image of Christ on the cross.

Hard at work on toe beans. #gamedev