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The best thing about the co-op in-app discounts is that you can use your offers ON TOP of meal deal offers and discounts! I got a free banana!

Gonna watch Odyssey - this better be homoerotic or I'm asking for my money back

Abbott Elementary 🙌🏻

As a therapist who also makes music, I want to present to you an electro house track I put together which is about counselling! It was part of a 'creative assignment' when I was in training and it's a bit rough but here you go! #therapistsky #therapistsconnect on.soundcloud.com/pQZltuGv5Syr...

Regular reminder that it is a skeet.

NOW IN GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR

Just saying, the trans community told everyone that once The Guardian had successfully dragged trans rights into the mud they'd move on to the nuerodivergent. And they were right.

#transphobia in a nutshell

Another client just found me through ChatGPT so that's interesting

So is Diane Morgan single-handedly keeping the BBC comedy dept afloat?

Even I as a gay man can appreciate this goddess! 🔥🔥🔥

I was today years old when I learned that Shania Twain released a Bhangra album.

Elder Millennials all care about the environment to some degree, because we watched Captain Planet as kids:

#therapistsconnect UK therapists - have you been a member of the NCPS & then joined the BACP? I'm wondering whether to join because I would like to be on their directory & have hard-copy magazine to read. The website seems a bit more useful than NCPS so wondering if it's worth the money?

Is every single Instagram caption written by AI now? Like it's embarrassing at this point...

Hello Kitty Island Adventure has several puzzle dungeons!

On his last day of PMQs and cabinet Starmer oversaw the order to enforce the trans segregation guidance that makes Britain one of the most trans hostile nations in Europe - creating a culture of gender norm enforcement, social suspicion, and vigilante toilet police.

Apparently Gen Z are getting into Fleetwood Mac and I love that for them! I'm a pop music lover so not my normal genre, and I think there's just something universal about the high-quality songwriting of Fleetwood Mac! Most people's fave album is Rumours but mine is Tango in the Night

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Buying books and reading books are two very separate hobbies. I am very good at the former, and am trying to get into the latter

It's got to a point where one of my clients knows more about attachment styles than me, looks like I need to do some reading-up! #therapistsconnect #therapistsky

New single out on Friday! Produced and remixed by @bearlydisco.bsky.social, with additional mixes by @pollarik.com #Retropopboy #NewMusic

The plural of Lego is Lego. It's like Sheep.

Ok hear me out...

Okay there's bumming now I'm alright

17 minutes into Heated Rivalry and there's been no bumming yet I want my money back I was promised bumming.

Me trying to flirt irl:

One thing that has brought me joy is the self-care and productivity app Finch. You get points for doing tasks, and can then use the points to buy clothes and furniture for your bird. Here's my bird! (I am not affiliated with the Finch app)

Back in the 90s we thought this was peak video game design and graphics would never get any better

Pet hate: when a movie advert or tv show includes a Valium-infused cover version of a 20 year old song.

Thought I was watching a recent episode of EastEnders, but turns out it was from like 2003

So I was never allowed a Mr Frosty when I was a kid, even though I pestered my mum for one. I've just realised I might have overcompensated in adulthood because I have a slow cooker, an air fryer and a soup maker. And what are those items but adult Mr Frostys?

Well I wasn't far off! Nice to see Sophie make an appearance!

The song that goes "I beat that b!tch with a hit" is so much better than the one that goes "I beat that b!tch with a bat" and I will die on that hill. Also the Hit one is the original. 2004 baby! youtu.be/gm9IP6zX2UM?...

Back in the 1970s they were amplifying more positive views on trans women in sports than they do today. 50 years ago.

We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word. Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ I'll go, forty two

I feel like Freddie Mercury would have so many fan cams

Playing my song / pissing me off / That's that me aggresso

*checks credit card balance* Never mind.

I get paid in a couple of days and I still have £350 in my account fuck knows how that has happened

The Remove Paywall website is such a hun xo

Ok here's a post for posterity, without looking at anything I predict my top 4 Artists in my 2025 Spotify Wrapped will be: Lady Gaga, Sister Sledge, Addison Rae and Carly Rae Jepsen. Maybe switch Addison for Charli XCX.

I'm not feeling very nonchalant right now in fact I am quite chalant.