darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile

Happy Mother's Day 🖤

Peter Claffey looks like James Acaster was granted 3 wishes #akotsk #serduncan

when I get done with work I am going to go home, hit the weed pen and get back in bed with my silly little cat

fuck.

When you wake up with a plan but your brain has decided what we're doing already imgur.com/reaction-to-...

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

Day 60 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets #TheMuppetChristmasCarol

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

some days feel like driving into a brick wall is a viable alternative to *gestures broadly*

Maintaining a diversity of ongoing personal projects is important because it enables you to procrastinate on one by aimlessly tinkering with another, thereby creating the possibility that you'll finish one of them by accident.

Am I in the throes of existential despair or am I just hungry?

*Three Doors Down voice* 🎶if I go crazy then will you throw beans at Superman🎶

What a way to go out

The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting

Lots of “Jaws is great” articles dropping bc of the anniversary. All us weird-about-Jaws people rolling our eyes. Our friends and families have been putting up with our Jaws shit for DECADES.

I donot like ICE . Nosirr, I donot.

GATOR DONE

SHAUNA SHIPMAN WHAT THE FUCK

In space, no one can hear you scream cause there's this really loud theramin and if you try to scream people are all like, "sorry, what? I can't hear you over the theramin”

Roses are red, Elon's a knob,

I just laughed so hard I woke the cat. (But it also true. Someone please help.)

I'm digging how this WWII guide is basically "gum up fascism by being an energy vampire." Let Colin Robinson be your guide in the fight against fascism. The link: www.404media.co/declassified...

I will hopefully one day get to open-face slap Pierre Polivevs not for his politics but for the constant fucking YouTube ads. ...OK yeah mostly the politics. Alfred E. Neumann looking transphohic bitch.

This seems relevant

When will Mario Mangione mount a rescue mission?

Bill Skarsgard could play the shark in JAWS.

It is me, a real human person