perry!!!

anyway all that is to say that i am unemployed now so if anyone has need for a writer or graphic designer or marketing help or someone to doodle some bits for their project i’m around to help. i can provide more information if you’d like it. i also take fic commissions. ko-fi.com/pipssqueaks

ok i think i understand what people mean now when they say i write like i‘m british

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

I'm begging my American friends to resist your urge to "get the last word" and chase rage bait for clout and just STOP reposting alt-right bullshit

🌼 HELP OUR TRANS SISTER 🌼 Juno is blacklisted from most work just because she's trans. she's an incredible journalist who is suffering the horrid stress and precarity of becoming unhoused on the iceberg tip of winter. we simply can't allow this to go on. GIVE WHAT YOU CAN AND REPOST IF YOU CAN'T 💐

“clever guys film merlin madness holiday musical wonderful words. strong looks wrote of for taxes fired them” — #fridgle 73 fridgle.net/p/xL4

#TheAmazingDigitalCircus Pilot (S1E1) Frame: 26051/37082

Happy 36th birthday to the talented Michael Cusack. Creator of ‘YOLO’ and ‘Koala Man,’ co-creator of ‘Smiling Friends,’ and the voice behind many of their characters.

het monogamous ppl are the weirdest fucks on the planet lmfao

public transit

My feed is like @robertcorcoranesq Trump’s new executive order destroys what it claims to fix. My latest for Newsweek: @babeygenious I have successfully straightened the mortal coil👍 @mechotaku new gundam game looks sick but like. where’s the yaoi???? @girlpenne so horny cum came out m y nose:(

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

oh i did NOT expect northernlion to come for jkr in this dles video but i fucking love it. good game papa

and the bartender says, what’s the matter with you, and the rabbit says, i think i’m a typo

it’s such a shame because desire is objectively the best song on the album and we just sort of drain away all that aura immediately.

Give him a damn win, won’t you? Life has fucked him enough.

Rainy day 🌧️ #tadc

The quality journalism only the BBC can provide

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

FIRST LOOK at Amazing Digital Circus Volume 2

That little rabbit's a transgender

speaking of job i do have some things i need to apply for tomorrow… i could be an it guy….. i just gotta Lock In. and also change the sheets. so Lock In Double