Phil

Looks like claiming to have ended non-existent wars and bombing the hell out of countries isn't the way to win the #NobelPeacePrize. Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

I wonder if he's now trying to get a needle big enough for a camel to walk through.

What does this mean for #AFCRichmond who were relegated by #ManchesterCity? #TedLasso #Greyhounds #DiamondDogs #RoyKemp

#RNLI

In a world of Danny Tommos, be Rachel.

Well that's clearly not Melania.

@channel4news.bsky.social follows the #TommyRobinson money.

The Bible never says that God has a penis. But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.

And the latest from Moron Island. 🤦‍♂️

But let's keep blaming the penniless brown people for everything that's wrong with our lives. 🤦‍♂️

A tale of two Labor Day messages today

Is it too early to suggest the balloon in question should be the Hindenburg?

Well that worked like a dream. 🤦‍♂️

Courtesy of Ben Jennings from @theguardian.com

The only question I have is how did Argentina manage to finish the game with as many as 10 players?

A reminder that this is the guy we're all now supposed to be listening to on the subject of the safety of MPs

No one does hypocrisy quite like Nige. newsthump.com/2026/07/16/y...

So do we rightly condemn the offender for making violent threats, or do we defend his right to free speech like Reform did to Lucy Connolly? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Reform UK's Zia Yusuf is currently delivering a speech accusing his party's critics of using language that will put his colleagues' lives at risk. In other news, here's Zia Yusuf two months ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nice burn from Rachel Reeves. @countbinface.bsky.social

Farage resigns as MP for Clacton. The people of Clacton responded, "he's our MP?"

What we need in #Clacton is a Martin Bell. Who's your choice?

What a whiny bitch. #FarageResigns

NEWS! Public holiday declared after Trump’s state fair attendance reaches double figures

newsthump.com/2026/07/01/t...

Yeah, but some bloke on the internet says 1976 was bad and all this is just woke. 🤦‍♂️

@thetrawl.bsky.social @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social The British tradition of eating fish battered and fried in oil was introduced to the country by Jewish migrants who lived in the Netherlands before settling in the UK. So the racists will have to stick with turnips.

My next read.

@dgcomedy.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @dailybeanspod.com

If Keir Starmer had received £5m from a crypto billionaire and announced Labour would not regulate crypto, and taken millions more from fossil fuel companies and announced they would scrap net zero, Farage and Reform would quite rightly be saying he'd been bought. 🤷‍♂️

Reform MP Sarah Pochin tells the England team to keep winning or the women will get it. 🤦‍♂️

At least the influencers who've been complaining about London actually know what a war zone looks like now. 🤷‍♂️ www.theguardian.com/business/202...

bylinetimes.com/2026/06/10/r...

When you've severely misunderstood the situation.

There's always a Tweet and a community note.

The Frog-faced Moron Herder after the murder of Sarah Everard. Where was the "cold rage" then, when the murderer was a white man?