Paul

when someone's linkedin bio says they're a "Founder" it's the quickest way to identify them as a cold blooded sociopath who would slit your throat for your pocket change

10 days until Election Day! This is when the political mail gets WILD. Make sure to submit your mail to paidforby.info: 1. Instantly find out who is really paying for the mailer — and their donors (federal elections only) 2. Get your mailer reviewed by an independent journalist (all elections)

I live in a dysfunctional, shitty state, but at least we don't participate in daylight savings time. What a bunch of shit that is.

Vivek Ramaswamy seeks to take political advantage of the fact that his opponent was raped as a child. But to his credit, unlike many other Republican politicians, he was not personally the rapist in question.

Every morning, I check the news to see if It Has Happened yet.

I feel seen

We finally found the paid protesters Trump keeps talking about

Also it’s time for the news to stop treating this administration’s racist war against Somalis as “Trump being Trump.” They targeted Minneapolis because they hate an ethnic group here, and now they’re targeting the most prominent political figure in that group with thinly rationalized state violence.

I hate stevia so much.

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

Every single airline is shit, and you're wrong if you like any of them.

My "bless the dear leader for wanting public executions" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

You guys ever think about how unrelentingly stupid everything is all the time

anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast

You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.

Aloha!

Can irony kill you?

Pathetic collapse of journalistic solidarity. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/business/media/trump-white-house-tv-pool-cnn.html?unlocked_article_code=1.EVE.mavi.2f8i4AyjuFoc&smid=url-share

The internet has been integral to my creative ambitions, so it's hard for me to say it was wholly a mistake... but I will say that needing to write a letter and send it into a magazine certainly made people REALLY think about how much they needed to share their shitty tabletop games opinions.

Every major nightly news show covered the breaking story about a Russian oligarch bankrolling Donald Trump Jr's wedding celebration — except CBS.

pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

The taxpayer-funded White House incitement account is now attacking me for [checks notes] being in my 40s

If you liked your DOGE refund and your tariff rebate, you’ll love your Trump dividend.

Media should ask every Republican official about Trump's story how he was rescued by firemen from the rubble, and dare them to say he was joking about 9/11.

Mike Davis held influential roles in a previous Republican Senate and the current Republican administration, but again, he's clearly not as important as some unaffiliated Twitch streamer, so no one in the mainstream media is going to demand any Republican denounce his gutter racism.

Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.

You see, there are two types of "antisemitism". "Jews are inferior" (totally cool) and "Isreals's current leadership is bad" (completely unacceptable). As long as Elon only embraces the former, he's golden.

You know, if Apple & Google are committing themselves to simply adopt GNIS names, there's no reason for the next president not to direct GNIS to rename Lake Worth Lagoon (on which Mar-a-Lago sits) to The Rapist and Traitor Donald Trump Lagoon

Even by reactionary centrist standards, this is an insane issue to hang this argument on. Gaza *is* a case of an oppressor and victim. There's no "both sides" reason why hospitals need to be bombed and children starved.

Whenever people criticize the greed of the uber elite rich people of the world, their weird defenders act like if they gave away a fraction of their money they’d be destitute. But Dolly did, and she was still able to own a theme park.

I’m telling you - the default position of this administration is fear. Fear of questions, fear of transparency, fear of being found out, and fear of the American people.

I don't know why I assumed Amazon could ship a motor.

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

I promise to vote for whatever Democrat promises me that I won't have to learn the name of his Secretary of Health and Human Services

I love how this contradicts with the argument for the deportations - that migrants were stealing jobs from everyone else. Now the claim is that the jobs were created by migrants just as they are now gone with them.

I'm done with summer. Make it stop.