Devon

Look, enemy Fire Emblem character. When you attack my Flame Lord when he is wielding a levin sword and you die from the counterattack, that’s not on me. I did not make that happen. You have to accept the consequences of your own actions there.

I had been going to enter Nazdreg in my store's monthly paint competition, but the banner turned out so bad I'm not entering. It looks awful, and I'm so upset that I can't work on it any more or I'll just snap it off out of frustration. Other than the banner, I like how it turned out #warhammer

warhammer 40k romance is probably like ‘she clung to him like vallejo surface primer to grey plastic’

spirit of rebellion🔥

Bold of him to assume I want the retribution to end after two years.

Uhhhh…

And look, I love cool tech stuff, but this isn’t cool tech stuff, it’s an obvious scam from a known scammer. Honest reporters should treat it as such.

It would seem Elon Musk desperately wants to be a real-life James Bond or maybe Tony Stark, but he can't manage anything more sophisticated than Spy Kids.

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

A shooter with characters from two very different settings using primarily AI for code and art? Ahahahahaha That sounds like an absolute dumpster fire in every way.

I'm so glad it's twelve foot skeleton season

You know who definitely didn't get paid enough for their work? Whoever came up with the commercials for JG Wentworth. More than a decade later I can still recite those commercial

I might get sushi a little too often. The restaurant near me just brought out my drink without me even asking. (Coke with no ice)

LLMs are for augmenting pattern recognition within large, complex datasets. It can’t make decisions. It can’t even do math.

Alan Moore did not fucking miss

Very distressed to discover that today is not Friday

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

“I didn’t have a good interaction with this bird and now I’m in a bad mood.” - Insane people in the Fire Emblem world

It is time for the Ace Combat. Let us see if the mute psychopath with 500 missiles can defeat the loathsome forces of Bad Country.

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks

As an Arkansan, I welcome the nukes

OvO what's this? A bulge of turbulence?

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

Gozer the Gozerian said "choose the form of your destructor" and SOME dumb motherfucker couldn't keep from thinking of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Godzilla is going to say fuck. Twice.

I'm of two minds about this information

i'm tired and am operating on no sleep but i'm sure the next several cans of Pure Caffeine will set me right

Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”

yes it is

I don't see why not, afterall shrimp fries rice.

The entire administration is guys in hot dog costumes trying to find the guy who did this

Angry about how effective common wisdom advice is. What do you mean I'll fall asleep faster if I have a regular bedtime routine without my phone to seek novel experiences while lying down?

Rubber Duckie Paladin

Chicken ham pineapple blue cheese. Yes all on one pizza

Overheard in the lobby at work: "and, I was using ChatGPT so I knew it would be accurate." Oh boy have I got news for you, buddy.

Some of those that burn crosses, Are the same that fuck horses