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Just more questions Different kinds

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other https://theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-ted-lasso-episode-just-stock-pho-1847547843/

If billionaires didn't want us to set all their stuff on fire then why is everything they own so fucking flammable, it makes no sense

I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.

[Exit Queen.]

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

This is just to say I have eaten the sailors that were in the ship and which you were probably saving for Ithaca Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so Greek

How To Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Cat

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

The “We must adapt more memes into movies!” people had better be coming for Spiders Georg. Spiders Georg is blockbuster material.

ok reasonable

This is Rooster. He has his hammock, a giant fan, and no responsibilities. 12/10 living the dream (TT: clousehouse)

Arthurian Connector xkcd.com/3274/

#booksky

the two outfits for men

Perfect use of the meme

Never bring a wife to a nun fight.

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Deciding against talking. Deciding for keeping my mouth shut.

Sex is fine, I guess, if you’re into that, but have you ever had warm homemade bread right out of the oven?

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

😮 Awesome views from Day 2 of #Artemis II this morning. @exploration.esa.int @esaearth.esa.int

If we were kinder to middle aged women it would be a lot easier to become one

I haven’t seen the Snow White remake but it’s clear from the soundtrack that they mean fair as in treating everyone fairly and not pale and beautiful and wtf is wrong with me I should not be this moved by a lyric to a live action Disney remake which, again, I have not seen.

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Step 1: put cereal in mouth Step 2: realize cereal is actually a leaf Step 3: decide you have had enough for one night

Someone was trying to heal him and someone was trying to harm him and the latter won out in that contest as they almost always do. Murder being so much quicker and easier than medicine.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

I’m still the same you know, dumb rock hard and good to go. I am, in fact, none of those things but the song has been in my head nonstop for days.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

I wonder what I get up to in my dog's dreams?

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.