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we should stop moving the clocks, my cat can't understand why lunch is suddenly much later

we've created a no AI notice to reassure people seeing our trailers and games with hand drawn lettering and a relaxing cute fox, and it's also up on itch in multiple formats* for anyone to use: eniko.itch.io/cute-fox-no-... *with/without fox, transparent/opaque, in 4k, 2160p, 1440p, 1080p, and 720p

you may be familiar with the legendary dire wolf, but do you know of the avian equivalent - the fearsome dire rhea

HEY GANG - DID YOU KNOW THAT NVIDIA JUST PUT ALL OUR GPUS INTO REMOTE ACCESS MODE FOR SLOP AGENTS TO CONNECT TO? NVIDIA APP > SETTINGS > FEATURES > ALLOW AGENT ACCESS > OFF TURN THAT SHIT OFF

the graffiti is out of control, every single dumpster is tagged

Do you have a fursona?

Darwin, crouching quietly in a sewer tunnel frantically writing in his field journal: They appear adolescent in age, primarily feeding on overtly branded pizza. Seem to be in a symbiotic relationship with a capybara, no, a giant rat. Their individual weaponry suggests some form of fighting expertise

Mini App names can now end in 'gay' or 'agent', 'ai', 'app', 'game' or 'bot' if you're boring I guess

there are 4 kinds of bluesky user

add "between my legs" to a movie title: Maybe it's basic, but The Thing Between My Legs

Bluesky has four types of users

My brain whenever anyone mentions AuDHD

Watching Yojimbo not long after Fistfull of Dollars & is crazy how much these are the same film. Not based on or inspired by It feels like Ennio Morricone translated Kurosawa's work into American

tail-end of a youtube video "if you're enjoying this film so far" dude, you're all on digital, there is no film still, at least he didn't call it "content"

I'm sure Microsoft offering voluntary exit to a quarter of its workforce is not a sign of anything bad

Hongry

sacrificing 27% of the workforce attempting to summon a deity? Microsoft's doing Blood Magic here

remembered b3ta.com & I'm looking down the homepage at tasteful photoshops from people

so I put the album on to reach Parklife, but I'm really feeling Tracy Jacks at the moment www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rF...

Arrest API - anything posted to this endpoint may be held against you in a court of law

There was a summer trend of thermostats, so fuckit

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

listening to Overload from Tonebox & it's got an up-tempo version of the dirge of slaaaaanesh

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

#marten #mustelid

🎼It’s the most wonderful time of the year!🎶

November is looking pretty free so if you or your company is looking for: An editor A proofreader A writer A marketer A project manager A dog Please get in touch - I’ve worked in various sectors and do furry stuff too For your next contractor or employee … think pink!

Ooo, #scotiacon used to be in the summer

who's that? #rats #art #ratsky

"self driving" full sensor BMW. Guess this one will know about indicators

Just walked past a house that has Christmas wreath on the front door & Halloween decorations - rags & skeletons in the window

bluesky has four kinds of users