Zach

This is a nick mullen bit, no?

This can put to bed Ezra Koenig's musings in "White Sky"... Why are the horses racing taxis in the winter?

I don't know what the exact number would be, but there are DEFINITELY not 46 shows better than Twin Peaks: The Return

Death cult, literally

Such a comical lie

Mamdani is me when my co-teacher is yelling at my 11th graders and they’re making faces at me

Smile whenever I watch youuu, I said I love the way that you smileee I dooon't know

Slowdive's Souvlaki is an example of a perfect album. It's cathartic in a way that never gets old

Got Whiplash going from watching love on the spectrum to getting On Bluesky and reading about rationalists, sex cult, and effective altruism i hate this site

i'm so sleepy

Love when you go back and listen to an artist you really loved years ago, and fall in love all over again (re: the strokes)

I’ve already seen some awful posts today on here and Reddit but this one is the worst. I hate it so much I act want to go offline for a while

Fuck you Miller!

This goddamn team @pirates.com

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Mountains in the US west are basically the soyjak face. Appalachians are far more beautiful

I’m a Steelers fan and I’m praying he tears his ACL the first snap of week 1

I’m so serious if you were part of writing this article or headline or prompting ChatGPT to write it You should unalive yourself

I see mass deportations have ushered in a golden age of American prosperity, exactly as promised.

Don Kelly has to be fired at 10pm ET

We’re back again

Busted busted and busted

$60 million a year for this Nice @espn.com

you know in movies when someone hops in a taxi and goes “follow that car!” and the driver listens? Has that ever happened before irl?

The Pirates should move to Nashville

I teach in this neighborhood. My students are in high school. This breaks my heart

Are people being purposefully obtuse now? You don’t have to like ai, and if you’re a writer or artist, I can see why you’re against it. But every single person I know who works a 9-5 corporate job is using ai in some way. It’s the new reality.

Do I love coffee or am I a caffeine addict? Because I love the taste of bodega & instant coffee the same as any expensive drink

This is one of those things that works better in a book than on screen. Similar to how some things wouldn’t have worked in Kubrick’s The Shining that worked in King’s novel

Fuck yeah the Pirates are so back again

I made a Facebook because I’m getting a new apartment and wanted to use marketplace. Before I even started adding friends, I’m already seeing click-baity, new york post anti-Mamdani content. An absolute cesspool

Oh No the centuries old oral tale got told a little bit differently?

The worst part about getting older is you start experimenting with stuff like getting up earlier and working out consistently first thing in the morning and not drinking every day and you realize that this does make you feel better than not.

Fuck yeah the Pirates are so back

She wants to say the n-word so bad

Who is winning from this? Are we safer? No. Is the job market better? No. ICE is evil. Fuck them all

“He also upended convention by becoming the first mayor in more than 60 years to skip the Israel Day parade.” If I’m not mistaken, the mayor of NYC doesn’t have to support Israel, right?

never really considered this fully, but so true: “American soccer has indisputably grown and improved, but the part that is too easily forgotten is that everyone else got better, too…”

The smugness of everyone involved with the USMNT led to this.

Anything Trump touches turns to dogshit on a hot summer day. Belgium in 5

I’ve been watching soccer for 20 years, played in college, blah, blah, blah… that was the best half I’ve ever seen

This is why I’m for Belgium lol

lol

i cant wait until the US faces someone good

This is not an anti-ai take… but yet, there’s been no tangible improvement in any of these areas

Penaldo

I wish these player a very miserable life filled with unhappiness, grief, misery, and pain

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

So hype for the Knicks win, but the “fans” throwing stuff at players outside their hotel is fucking lame and cruel

I’ve never seen more blatant cheating in my life