Pants Optional

Some Youtuber made an AI slop video about Boston traffic which includes this AI hallucinated map and … wow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTi9... (10:31) @universalhub.com

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

now i'm a broken man on an ithaca pier the last of agamemnon's privateers

Final round of the #goonhammeropen narrative, this insane Stompa strides through the entire battlefield and vomits entirely too many Boyz into our deployment zone #gho #warhammer40k

This Dunkin Ork sticker from @crippledgiraff.bsky.social was the perfect accompaniment to the Boston Orks that my brother made years ago, @johncondit.bsky.social won at auction, and then was forced to being to this year’s #goonhammeropen. #gho #warhammer40k

The problem with blowing up the wall, you see, is that there is no longer a delicious and protective wall. #gho #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k

BIG TONKS #gho #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k

Drinkin a natty boh at the TTBO but not on the patio #gho #goonhammeropen

Repping both WTYP (shirt) and @crippledgiraff.bsky.social (hams bag sticker) on the train down to Baltimore for the final GHO. #goonhammeropen

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF

the success of Backrooms means Hollywood now has no excuse but cowardice for refusing to produce a Groverhaus movie.

In memory of John Blanche, 1948-2026. www.tabletopbattles.com/in-memorium-...

Happy pride! Death and eternal wrath to bigots!

We are proud to announce the 2026 US Goonhammer Open! Yes, THAT'S staying the same. Join us on July 11th and 12th at our new venue, the BWI Airport Marriott.

Ahem @anagramofbrat.bsky.social

There’s something slightly perverse about having to use the old printer to print out the user’s manual for its replacement.

We've rebranded! Goonhammer is now Tabletop Battles. Come read about what's changing and why.

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youtu.be/qC0sVOxKixM this is one of my favorite videos I've ever made for @goonhammer.com and one that I think will genuinely help folks trying to understand just what the hell the average 40k player is even talking about

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Work has now given me so many keys that my power level is becoming unmanageable

Charlie Brown, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say, yes.

No, a Karen didn't call police on her new Black neighbor who turned out to be the #Boston police chief; to start, we don't have a police chief www.universalhub.com/2025/no-kare... #AI #Feh

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is. Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.

huh i wonder why josh kraft dropped out of the race just now

@justkauz.bsky.social made this and I have to share

If you see this post a tank.

God please return what we lost

Sounds to me like Costco has confirmed it's not selling a pill it never sold, the religious right have falsely claimed it's their win, and the left has believed them and piled in on Costco which is in fact one of the left's biggest corporate allies. These things are deliberate. Divide and conquer.

We mourn what has been lost to us

@goonhammer.com makes fine merchandise that you can wear in public

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

Cat moments: “Awww, how - DICKHEAD! Why you BITE?!” Cue a gray fuzzy SHIT knocking over everything on a nightstand.

We’re having a discussion in the GH server about the foul handles some of us have been given there and my brain cannot stop singing our accountant’s handle to the tune of the chorus of Red Flags: Cumslut Dracula, Cumslut Draculaaaa (I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight)

The nice thing about Hogan dying that he’s dead, but also that in lieu of any obituary you can probably just grab a random existing Iron Sheik tweet and it would probably apply

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

I don't get why it's such a big deal that trans people want to play in cis people sports. We let cis people participate in speedrunning tournaments.

Walking into a Warhammer event and having a group of trans women compliment me on my Train Good Car Bad shirt from @wtyppod.bsky.social felt like I ascended in the middle of a vast Venn diagram. I rode high on that shit for six hours easy