Christopher Owen

It’s not going well now

this guy got the ultimate champing

no

Bradman Best has slayed me

Boland scored too many runs and took too many wickets

Putting “Please no PMs” in my bio [ambiguous]

Not content with importing bullshit culture wars from the USA they now importing moronic politics from thought crime island

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW GRAPES??

i think. like ok if i ever fucked up so bad my eighth grade teacher posted up on a street corner to literally picket my behavior. i mean i would simply kill myself like that’s all there is to it

imagining something called problem gambling which is a market for betting on who is going to solve a long standing mathematical conjecture

thought this said “A faster way to slop”

They're making a show about syphilis?!

The brewers are one win away from a world series championship, incredible

fuck yes, so long bozos!!!

i have no idea what this means

You know else doesn’t win the Nobel Prize…

That’s right

This is going to be a cracker

God not again Victoria

You know who else left a crease…

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

this thing is basically sex which is also why i am not partaking

in the Culture novels this is what is known as an Outside Context Problem

might make a product and then spend shitloads of money informing the market on how it will probably destroy the world

No.

What a game

Suspect they may have to open an entire hospital wing dedicated to the treatment of ailing Bolsonaros soon

I do NOT consent!

Lol

what does it mean to upgrade to the dirty option for my flat white

YUM! 👍

I see this app has made some minor visual changes to its UI. time to flip the fuck out and start gnawing on cables

I am big fan of the OzBargain genre where someone has an accident without comprehensive insurance but rings up their CTP insurance to see if they will pay for the damage to their car

“myself am a Republican romance author” *closes tab*

now this is a load bearing announcement strap isn’t it

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

These people still want to pretend that AirBnB is about letting people use your home while you are away rather than as a fully fledged accommodation business