Mama ProctoBOO!

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

We slept on it, and still love it. It's the kind of neighborhood we dream of, and the yard we can truly make an oasis out of. It's local, and cuts our commute time in HALF. There are really only 1 or 2 negs but we can also fix those over time. It's going to be ours, y'all! Send the best vibes!

Sure, why not? Bus was 35 minutes late today... And the one that showed up wasn't even the normal bus. At least that random bus driver knew my kid's name, and already knew about the bus transfer that he needs to do each Tuesday!

I love this idea...but if I do this, I'll need to call in sick the next 3 days. Dang allergies

These two teams are easily my favorite Non-Royals team. My deep love for Lo Cain will always tie me to the Brewers, though. This is going to be a fun series!

Wow, hard day for my MAGA opponent. Most of Chris' personality and platform are all about Trump, but all of that kissing up and no Trump endorsement for Chris :( Trump even endorsed Brattin but not Stigall 😂

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

“Small ball” Brewers means the ball looks very small as it travels 450 feet in the air

Carl Quintanilla: Real average hourly earnings down 0.7% on the month, that's the sixth straight month... Jim Cramer: Look, rich people are making a lot of money. God, I sound like Marx. I really don't want to sound like Marx. It's just, look at the data.

This is a real low point for ALL of us

Brew at the Zoo tonight and I can't wait. Happy anniversary @oomlight.bsky.social 11 years married. 20 years creating this life together. Excited for the next 40!

And I'm guessing there's absolutely no consequences?

Sad! Also, looks phallic 🤷🏼‍♀️

Anyone heading to Brew at the Zoo this weekend??

The Take October shirts look like Clip Art in Vice City

Like my Halloween decoration? Totally free, AND it eats the bugs around the house. Fr though it's huge! I zoomed in on the 1st (2.0x) but the 2nd is just regular.

Y'all will judge but it's buttered noodles with cottage cheese! Apparently it's very Eastern European and my great grandpa had it every single day 🤷🏼‍♀️ I've been eating it since I could chew!

I love Roku - they give us 100s of channels of unlicensed shows from the 90s. My kids have grown up on Supermarket Sweep, classic PBS, and old cartoons like Pokemon!

Coworker just said that death-row murderers should die in the same manner they killed. McVey should've been in a building, knowing it'd blow, but not knowing WHEN. Pike should've been tortured, etc. But who would do that task? Is THAT not cruel to ask someone to kill in the same manner?!

If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard Gangnam Style today, I'd have 2 nickels.

Wooooooow. @mrproctober.bsky.social was singing his favorite song in Nightmare before Christmas, and Newbie says "Dad, if you be quiet, I'll be quiet" Damn, girl. Stone cold.

Today's audiobook: "Beowulf" as read by Lil John.

Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

Because 100% of Americans realize that if they don't use money for experiences now, there's a real chance there will be no money OR experiences available in the future.

'If they do it, it'll be horrible. It'll be terrible. It'll be bad. We need to do it first so they don't do it.' 🙃🤡

What a line from Warren Buffett this morning: “Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer." [applause] 🙏🏼

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

The Kansas & Mizzou rivalry game is so insane, we’re losing refs.

Talarico on Republican name-calling: “These nicknames don’t lower the cost of groceries, gas, healthcare, or childcare. I think Texans are really fed up with this professional wrestling of politics.”

Me, when someone at work asks me to do something fully within the scope of my job.

hangin out with psychologists smokin joints and rating strains call that Maslow's Hierarchy of Weeds

I told him to 'stack the track'. I think I birthed Amelia Bedelia.