Kelvira 🎃

Money is tight after the loss of my job, but the bills keep coming. Any help is appreciated. Venmo venmo.com/code?user_id... Ko-fi ko-fi.com/kellywobbegong PayPal www.paypal.me/kellyrmw GoFundMe for my FFS, which already took place back in March, but I'm still paying for it gofund.me/c350ca91a

There was an ad and I was annoyed but then the women were LESBIANS and then I was less annoyed.

pumpkin done 🔪🎃

I kinda want to own a queer saloon. I kinda want to be the transsexual Al Swearengen of a gay bar.

Smoking that weed that killed the dinosaurs.

I once seduced a lesbian by telling her about the Cover 2 defense in football and why I thought that the slot receiver was the most important offensive weapon in the NFL. I'm flexing... I'm flexing now.

My strategy of buying craft beers entirely because the name is cool or funny is... not some of my best work. Taxi Saint is bad. Pigeon Pizza Party, eh. Will I ever learn my lesson? No.

I swear that after I'm done writing this dark trans horror novel I'm gonna write something where the dolls all have a nice day instead. Trans joy in fiction is so important, but unfortunately that's not where my ideas are at right now. Who can say why

Write, bitch. (Talking to myself.)

Hi. I, a trans woman, am the Executive Producer of this show. I wrote the question. He called trans girls men. He has now said it in three different places in the past week.

I'm not sure I like Kamen Rider My-th yet. I'm gonna keep watching for a while longer and hoping it develops into something more my speed. But for now, eh.

Go see Wildwood. Seriously, don’t wait—go see Wildwood. What a piece of art. The love for the manual craft, for story that doesn’t hold back, for filmmaking that is not here to answer to stockholders, it weaves all through it. Incredible stuff.

Politics hits different when you're an "issue" instead of a citizen

I'm still wowed by Wildwood. It's so damn good. And dang it earns that PG-13 rating with its dark, sad tale and epic war violence. It's like, what if somebody made a film inspired by Portland weird, Akira Kurosawa epics, and the Root boardgame. Fucking fantastic.

No. Never. Fuck that.

Nathan Fielder is one of the most interesting documentarians working today, revealing unexpected truths about his subjects while also being unafraid to question himself and his own motives on-screen. He's also extremely funny. I liked You Can See Everything very much.

Dude starts his ad saying nobody should face discrimination, then immediately pivots to discrimination against trans people. What a fuck.

I promise I am not trying to be hyperbolic and this is my genuine reaction having just got out: That is the best film of 2026, the single most technically beautiful and artistically inspiring film I've ever seen, and one of the best fantasy stories in any medium. My god, what an achievement

Now seated:

Wildwood is in theaters and it's fantastic and you should watch it.

I think Travis Knight might be a good director y'all.

A cute enby gave me a rose tonight. 😊

Wildwood, the new Laika movie, is amazing. More thoughts later probably, but this was incredible. Gave me chills.

The T-Rex in Jurassic Park 3. 😢

Hey Somerville... Guess what?  WE BOUGHT THE BUILDING. The Somerville Theatre now belongs to the people who run it. Buying it was our leap of faith. Supporting it is where you come in. Find how you can help: somervilletheatre.com/future

Lens flare!

When you read one of my skeets, do you read it in my voice? I wonder what I sound like to you. Don't tell me if it's bad.

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