marty,

bluesky is an app to yell at strangers with your friends

im like if a guy logged off

scrooge leaning out the window of the 100th floor of the north tower: you there plane, what day is it?

door dash steak nuggets from arbys

Beaumont Texas

Dutch Protestanism call that Calvin & Hoobbes

are you fucking high

whats the funniest American town or city that 9/11 could happen to now? indianapolis?

I am fucking wheezing right now

you think that donkey and shrek ever explored each other's bodies

me retweeting old 9/11 posts ✈️ ✈️ your feed 🏢 🏢

i will never forget the howard stern show covering the action as it happened, and the glee in their voice as they blamed brown people in the middle east & their endorsement and encouragement to bomb the middle east into the stone age

the fucking balls on this dude, unreal

Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to race to decide who was the fastest. Trump went 1st and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes. Clinton went 2nd and got 15:28 minutes. Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won. Until Bush did 9:11.

all of your reasons for not liking 9/11 jokes are valid but have you considered i dont care, and also, it is a pittance for what this country - the most bloodthirsty country on earth - deserves.

now watch this drive

There are only two reasons why you shouldn't tell 9/11 jokes but they both completely fall flat

Every day, I hope for my Umbrella Man moment - making some obscure political point, only for the prestige to happen nearly a decade and a half later in front of Congress, leaving a paltry number of commentators entirely nonplussed by the affair. Oh and I hope they bring back the Minions® Frosty®.

Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.

ig i have a high tolerance for dark humor so i’m not offended by *most* 9/11 jokes, but what does cross the line is people making it about themselves. i was agnostic about Marty being banned but then timing his comeback and 2nd ban to coincide with 8:45-9:15 is sicko and self-absorbed.

women hold up at least 70% of the sky

Guy who looks like he’s about to murder an entire schoolbus of children, “Why do they always come with fucking violence!!!!!”

this is how it feels when the server forgets the cheese for your fajitas

best fight scene in cinema history hands down

they should do joe rogan next

Has anyone tried pointing out legality before? Surely it won't be ignored.

earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"

playing with my geopolitical action figures like a normal person, pew pew

counting or not counting what he means, vern?

this is how paul killed charlie kirk

we know

does this site still ban people who say charlie kirk deserved it or do i wish they'd got his wife too?

he's still dead

do i have any moots in Utah?? gotta lay low for a few days

counting or not counting what he means, vern?

testing to see if these things still work

see y'all again when it's time to celebrate