Jamie Indigo

Ripley unlocked a new level of turbo zoomies after finishing her new puzzle in less than 10 minutes. I am both proud and terrified that this tiny hellhound is going to solve the lament configuration

Life isn’t a competition. I’m still winning

All I want for my birthday is for you to punch up, vote early, and vote in person 🎁

We interrupt your doomscrolling for an important pupdate: Ripley loves apples

At the risk of sounding heretical, is it possible, that if an entire industry is scrambling trying to prove the ROI of a new technology, there isn't one?

Life pro tip: snuggle a pitbull in hammock whenever possible for maximum happiness

Keep trying to doxx Jane Doe and you'll find Aileen instead

Bally Bagayoko is the new standard for mayors. Step up, America.

It’s hard out there for a pit

I brought enough joy to share with the class. She's smart, protective, and loves cats. Meet Ripley

Tell me something someone said to you that rewired your brain. For me, it was "sometimes when you grow up in chaos, peace feels boring."

Thank you for 15 beautiful years together, Boomer. I’ll love you forever 💙

The love you’ve always dreamt of is out there 🥰

When my coworker is pissed off, he sends email replies in brush script. Satan would be proud.

I've never been so proud to be a former Questi gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/...

Some days it feels like I chose the wrong timeline to be a humanist

If you can't leave the world a better place like Dolly, do it like Spider-man

I didn’t plant this bed of sun and moon flowers. (Maybe Chitters the squirrel thought I could use a hand?) Beautiful things have a way of happening in my garden 🌻

And sprouts. Honestly, Futurama gave me an unreasonable expectation about what brain worms can do. So, I guess thanks for clearing that up RFK abcnews.com/Health/41-si...

Bright side— if you were choosing between therapy and groceries, therapy is safer than: - blueberries - eggs - lettuce - jalapenos - beef - outshine popsicles - baby formula - deli meat - tomato bisque - soft cheese - pastrami

One accepting adult in the life of an LGBTQ kid can cut suicide risk by half. If your rainbow flag makes someone mad, cool. It’s not there for them. Keep showing up, love give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/828...

“I HAVE BECOME THE MEANS IN PRODUCTION” - Me, every time I print something that would have otherwise only been available on Amazon

🏆 This week's winner of "Oh, no thank" award goes to Meta for maybe possibly building a search engine. It was a tight race but they pulled ahead with ABC Australia discovered Meta was paying out-and-out neo-Nazis to post on Facebook www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...

Did you know for the low, low cost of a few old, pedophilic billionaires that we could have universal healthcare and education?

Colonizers didn't disappear. They rebranded as investors airesistlist.org

okay but sometimes enshittification is pretty funny

isn't it wild how AI always seems to be doing something zany right before quarterly earnings calls?

Oh, EU. You're so dreamy. artificialintelligenceact.eu

$5 on a shocking sudden 🐢 death in the 24 hours

The season 4 finale of Superstore is only more powerful 7 years later. Workers trying to organize and having ICE deployed against them. I passed on the show when it was on-air because I assumed it was big box propaganda. What else might I have misjudged and should give a try?

EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! While You Were Offline by @not-a-robot.com c/o Sitebulb is out later today 👉https://sitebulb.com/while-you-were-offline/ #seo #newsletter

Y’all— Rainbow Kitten Surprise puts on a powerhouse of a show!

Hear me out: we could solve the data center problem by requiring their respective executives to live on-site

evergreen

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today

There are few privileges I treasure as much as getting bossed around by my sweet, snacky 16 year old bestie 🖤 Happy birthday, Boomer!

Reform the Supreme Court ✊🏽❤️

Pattie Gonia is a national treasure, babes

I've added a convert to Markdown button to convert the rendered, or initial, html of the page you fetched to (you guessed it) Markdown, in case you like that kind of thing. tamethebots.com/tools/fetch-...

Bro has a point 📚🥸

My neighbor just stopped by because her mom got me a present 🥹

I brought a furby to City Hall is illustrate why using AI for police reports was a terrible idea. It worked. Follow me for more unexpected life hacks 🙃

It feels good when your arborist loves your yard 🌳

The presenter being turned away by the very system meant to let them in — that's actually a perfect AI metaphor: gatekeeping logic that has no idea what it's guarding against. Makes you wonder how many crawlers and LLMs get quietly blocked from content they were literally built to read.

One time I flew out to a company's internal AI and Search Summit only to find sessions were invite only. They tried to turn me away from the conference room which was awkward because I was the presenter This feels like an apt metaphor for AI, even if I can't explain why

Trashcat is entering her domestic diva era

All I want is a brick shaped prayer candle so we can pray to Our Lady Marsha P. Johnson for guidance and strength 🧱