Tom Lewis

It’s funny because it is true!

The historians at when global warming began massively interupting college football games with lighting delays as when all Americans began to push for renewable energy.

Not sure if you could get a better metaphor of what the MAGA movement has done to America than that picture of the White House after a UFC Birthday Party for their mad king.

Trump probably already telling folks how he barely knew this Orban guy. “I don’t think I’ve ever met him” (in his soft-slurring old man voice).

Not sure you need anymore proof that the billionaire Epstein class of the US are manipulating the stock market than what has happened over the last 4 hours when his lie was exposed but markets ignored that part.

The biggest story nobody is talking about is how Trump and the oligarchs and the Tech Bros are colluding to run and keep market going up.

I like this idea of calling these the TrumpEpstein files. Obama can have Obamacare and Trump can have TrumpEpstein files.

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

2024 will go down in history as the election where 77 million Marthas, Drivers, and Handmaids voted for Gilead because they were convinced they could all be Commanders and Wives.

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I figured out at the core what is really happening. This epiphany hit reading the texts on the impending air strike. The entire administration are LARPers. ALL OF THEM are Live Acting Role Playing what they think their role is. Even Musk and Trump. The USA is now run by a few hundred LARPers.

EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!

Hey Democratic Party, You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell. Sincerely, A Huge Portion of Your Supporters

I have had this saved on my phone for two years and it will never grow old

Traits of a psychopath

There are 3 MAGA types: 1) Those too embarrassed to admit they are wrong 2) Those too arrogant to admit they are wrong 3) Those too dumb to know they are wrong 1) will quickly bail (already are) as the flames generate the heat 2) will only bail when they actually are burnt bad 3) will never bail.

The last 10 days of “peace negotiations” Putin tried to have Trump and his other US minions implement have been so poorly done and bungled, you have to think Putin is in his bunker, throwing things at the wall in anger at the stupidity and incompetence of Krasnov.

This might be the first Easter season in recorded history where Cadbury eggs are cheaper than real eggs.

Brutal.

My prediction I see nobody talking about: We will soon find many European intelligence agencies and likely Ukraine have major dirt on Trump and they now have zero need to hold it back. Probably also on many other Republikan’s too. They are going to realize Kompromat is not just a tool of KGB.

Editorial Cartoon by Graeme MacKay, published in The Hamilton Spectator on Saturday, March 1, 2025.

It is simply not possible for me to be more ashamed of WHATEVER THE FUCK that was in the WH today. President Zelensky, I am so incredibly sorry. Please know that most Americans do NOT support that asshole or what he is trying to do to your country. Please don’t make deals with him.

Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk responds, something we hopefully see a lot more of that from other European leaders. It's never been clearer than in this moment that Trump is Putin's ally, not Europe's.

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I guess this means I can never update my phone again.

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Every American and Israeli needs to look at the other countries in red voting no. Read their names out loud, and now open your eyes to what your respective dictators are doing to our/your country.

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

“I’m in West Virginia — My insulin went from $6 to $80”

I feel like I am living in a simulation created by @theonion.com

The companies that follow Costco's lead will be rewarded. The companies that bent the knee - Target, McDonalds, Wal Mart, etc - will be remembered. The list of CEOs voicing support for their companies' DEI initiatives is growing www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Democrat leaders need to be shouting from the mountaintops 24/7 these next few weeks how good things are when Biden handed over the keys to the car because this SOB ain’t even going to make it a mile before he totals the car.

Angles matter.

Good thing it was not so cold last inauguration because the Capitol was still damaged and a crime scene and would have been unavailable. But then again, even if it was that cold, Joe would have braved the cold. He’s not soft.