Northern Illinois Transit Authority (Parody)

You know what? Barclay should be able to leave the CTA board meeting early. That's a perk of being Chairman, along with the parking space and the unlimited free ride Ventra card that never seems to work.

Whoops, my bad

Okay, but have you considered: Bigger parking lots

To whoever keeps submitting public comment by drawing the word "frequency" in blood on the walls of our office, we applaud your Halloween spirit! However, we're only accepting feedback via our web form here: polco.us/n/res/vote/n...

We could extend this project farther and mandate southbound lanes, but that would impact the driver's right to speedy travel, which shall not be infringed.

It's not legal per se, but it can be personally fulfilling to buy a used Gillig and run the bus route of your dreams.

To the evil urbanist who keeps cursing me: I just woke up from a nightmare where drivers had to beg transit riders for street space. That was terrifying, but you're not getting BRT on Western.

We could exercise our statutory authority to preempt aldermanic prerogative and home rule authority to create BRT on Western Avenue, but we wouldn't want to deprive Chicago urbanists of the opportunity to grovel in a nonbinding popularity contest.

We could exercise our statutory authority to preempt aldermanic prerogative and home rule authority to create BRT on Western Avenue, but we wouldn't want to deprive Chicago urbanists of the opportunity to grovel in a nonbinding popularity contest.

We hear you about bus lanes, and we could flex our statutory authority to build them, but have you considered that it would make car drivers mad?

NITA was actually a model. Metra Electric has escaped containment. The time of cars is at an end

Now that the dust has settled, we're proud to unveil our first collab! In collaboration with IDOT, we're bustituting the Blue Line Forest Park branch! This upgrade will provide better headways and more consistent on time performance. We hope to see you on the bus soon!

Big props to NITA for 1) Getting that .gov domain and hitting the ground running a day early 2) Not sending me a cease and desist for my parody account

Long live NITA.

The mayor should not be using a single-use CTA ticket.

You think brownge trains are cool? Just wait until you see grink trains

We have a Chicago version

You don't understand how much restraint it took for Brandon Johnson to nominate only one pastor.

Pipe down or we'll reduce them to 2 car trains

Happy Birthday!

Sweetie what's wrong? You were supposed to be open 5 years ago. Come celebrate our baby, the Wells-Wentworth Connector, going to Kindergarten. 📌 1700 S Wentworth ⏰ Sunday May 17th, 3:30-5:30ish

The NITA bill and effort won a Climate Action Hero Award tonight Deputy Governor Bria Scudder accepted the ward on behalf of the group of advocates and legislators. The legislators we invited couldn’t make it because they’re in Springfield this week.

Good morning. "Heritage Corridor" was a 42 year sociological experiment studying the effects of bad headways and horrible equipment utilization on passengers, conducted by Canadian National. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.

A big week for witness slips with important bills coming up, including the Idaho Stop! By Wednesday, 3/18 at 5pm: - Please sign as "Self" in the firm/business field; - PROPONENT or OPPONENT as noted - "Record of Appearance only" Bills and links follow in this thread. (1/9) bsky.app/profile/bike...

The gas shortage signature Ventra card is going to go so hard

They’re trying to water down our beautiful People Over Parking Act! 😡 We won’t let that happen. 💪 Sign a witness slip IN OPPOSITION to HB 4588 today! 📮 Quote us with a ✅ when you’re done. 😇 ilga.gov/House/hearin...

Destroy Lake Shore Drive

The CTA doesn't know where the railcar is because they don't know where the railcar isn't. We will spare no expense to know where our railcars aren't so we can always know where our railcars are.

We're doing this

Wow, somebody should really get on fixing that

We should do this

JB with an important message

I'm a real agency!

SB 2111 is getting signed as-is by Governor Pritzker this morning in Chicago Union Station's Burlington Room! :D