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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Deleted just makes this FUNNIER

So Deezer pops up while I'm switching music. "Check Discover for more music we think you'll love." First suggestion is called "Half Horse Half Man." Not gonna lie, rare algorithm W.

As true today as when it was written 😢

There is literally no reason for this party to exist.

Just got an email about @proton.me 's new AI that respects my privacy. When will someone make the product that respects that I absolutely fucking despise AI?

Alright, I guess they're doing a pretty good job then.

My only complaint about the print edition of @theonion.com is that it could be easier to drink while day reading.

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

Happy International Workers' Day to all who celebrate.

@nolore.bsky.social I just listened to The Daily News podcast, and after it ended, there was an ad featuring Jagmeet Singh. I was shocked! I thought you might find this (obviously) randomly slotted ad funny.

@nolore.bsky.social and @sandela.bsky.social 's latest episode is worth listening to for, IF NOTHING ELSE, Sandy's incredible Steve Paikin impression. Whole episode is great as usual, but the impression, OMG.

Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies youtu.be/L1x2eY_4H4Y

@moxiest.art I got a compliment at pub trivia for the shirt I was wearing It was your protect trans kids design!

@polyrhythmbrews.bsky.social Waiting for Simpsons trivia.

evergreen quote:

It's time for Canada to get some nukes. We'll decide later if we want to be a rogue state or not.

Just watched the Liberal leadership debate and have never been more ready to shit myself for hours. Also, I'm doing colonoscopy prep.

The latest news story I wrote for @abworker.bsky.social.

🚨 Bluesky Community Alert 🚨 Can we help Kim get back up to the number of followers he used to have on Twitter? Follow @kimsiever.bsky.social👇

Hank using the small can of WD-40 to open the big can of WD-40 is one of my favorite visual gags in all of animation

Been here 2 days and already like

ⓘ Paid for a Blue checkmark This one could be super important when Bluesky goes public and those mouth breathers start showing up.

ⓘ Has already been fed

ⓘ Can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

The doctor who runs the Calgary clinic charging annual membership fees really loves her Porsche 911. She told the CBC she’s struggling financially. https://t.co/TTDKysYkKV

Day 1 on Bluesky and I've blocked my first bot. I was hoping it would be a fake sexy woman :(

I'm new here and its deeply unsettling to not see an ad every third post. Almost unnatural. Anyone want to buy a shitty bowl that you can use to cut up a head of lettuce ineffectively? Oh God that's better.