Buddy Gripple

Reminder: Service is selling. Selling is service.

Airbnb hosts stripped of their ability to make the people paying them also do a bunch of chores

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

My tummy hurts

so good

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

Drop a RUNNER 👟 🖤

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

"why would I deceive you?"

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

25 years

every year i always forget that not everyone is ironic about 9/11

OH NAUR

Meanwhile at the White House

“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

i’m tired of having anxiety. time to become a psychopath

Witness Tim's descent into Hell on his endless pursuit of retribution. 👊 Watch last night's explosive Emergency here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkqYVXA5VF8

gets incredible air here

El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.

Most people can’t be bothered to spell-check their AI generated subtitles. These guys are taking the time to misspell them JUST RIGHT. So fucking funny.

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

Dudes rock

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

hotel aint got a room with a tub

Incredible thumbnail this week.