Nichole Christoff

A Private Conversation with Chris Carter – X-Files VHS Featurette (1996, Conduit/Ice Release) : 329s

Few things make me as hopeful as young teens, during trick-or-treat, maybe out with friends/on their own for the first time, who are kind/polite/happy/fun. I don’t know their parents. These kids don’t know me. But they’re lovely when they stop by. They’ll be great citizens/voters/neighbors some day.

When the teens trick-or-treating say you look like a character from STRANGER THINGS… #IllTakeIt

If you really want to give people a scare, you might have to go as dang GAS PRICES this year!

Launch - Hey - Knee - June - Year Lon Chaney Jr! #svengoolie

Where's Spot? (1993) VHS : 1217s

It’s the big boo-nanza broadcast! #svengoolie

I *think* I just sneezed on my husband’s green beans…

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Too tired to sleep, which isn’t helpful…

Accidental Hitchcock

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

it took four hours and emails across three agencies to determine if a simple, polite email invitation was legitimate, in case you're wondering whether AI has improved efficiency in my field

Sci Fi classics pair up on MeTV Saturday night- starting with the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” with Kevin McCarthy.followed by the Sven Squad with “This Island Earth”! Svengoolie’s Halloween BOO-nanza hits the airwaves at 8 pm eastern/pacific,7 central!

Hot coffee in my cup, content dogs at my feet… Ah… #Saturday

Chew that scenery! #TheThirteenthChair #TCMParty

Warm October morn One more tease before the freeze I gladly accept #haiku #autumn

A Hero? Wyth a Thousande Faces? Yn thys economye?

[Exit Ambassador.]

Those who say “Go big or go home” underestimate how much I love to be home and watching #Svengoolie! #MunsterGoHome

Happy Birthday to Verdi!

They say “rogue” but why do we always believe it’s by accident?

This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.

You’re gonna train your AI model to read to your baby so you don’t have to? Go ahead. In fifty years, he’ll pull the plug on your life-support system to free up an outlet for his fav AI device.

Cyberpunke ys a cautionarye tale not a businesse planne

The bill follows a broad political agreement reached in June 2025 but would still allow satire, parody and political or social criticism unless it constitutes misinformation posing serious dangers to others. ➡️ https://l.euronews.com/OJN8

Bestselling Hungarian newspaper shut down under Orban relaunches online reut.rs/4zl9hqo

Just a fucked up situation

I’m having a bunch of first-world problems today, and that’s okay. What’s not okay? Folks reintroducing third-world problems through ignorance or design.

Cephalopods are having a Hollywood glow-up. 🎬🐙 From monsters to villains to teachers, their on-screen roles have been changing as people understand them more.

Books are for everyone. At least, they should be! #BannedBooksWeek @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social Image: Hyesu Lee & ALA

Ars Gratia Artis! #Svengoolie #TheWizardOfOz

Tonight, on a very special #Svengoolie…

Catching a few minutes of #JohnnyCash on #Columbo as murderer Tommy Brown, and wow, he’s soooo creepy and intimidating in this role!

This former #milspouse ran into another former #milspouse and all I could think was “Whew! So glad I managed to put on lipstick this morning!” Old habits die hard, amirite? Photo: Daria Gordova

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

caitlin clark complaining to the refs somewhere that sen schmidt didn't get called for a foul

I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.

Tis better to be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt…

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I’ve got fire insurance and have so far spent a lifetime without my house burning down. This makes me Walter Neff or some shit? Fellow fraudsters, we are playing the long game.

My ankle is aching, which feels like the perfect reason to have a slice of cake.