Hugo Spadafora

Does anybody know any good Republican jokes?

All of the male reporters who stand by and let Trump repeatedly speak to the women reporters like this should have to hand in their press passes and find jobs digging ditches 

Will it have a pro shop /military complex? 

Forrest Trump

It will look good on her résumé next to Chinese paralegal 

How could you let us be so stupid?!?!??

Out: Russia! Russia! Russia! In: Russia! Russia! Russia!

Devastating 💔 Abolish ice www.instagram.com/reel/DePkMcN...

And that’s how Danny Trejo’s taco truck business died

Dodger Stadium 70% full for a playoff game 

Red Sox better look a lot different next year. Duran gone. Hopefully Yoshida and Story gone. DFA Anthony. Build middle infield around Arias. Invest in some Latino firepower.

Also, Trump University and MAGA online college for the mentally impaired

Sox should DFA Anthony today

There’s a non-zero chance somebody mocked Trump’s intellect as “ artificial,” and that is what started this 

Possibly the best example of American democracy and governance in the era of Trump.

Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.

Trump regime has killed at least 234 people by bombing boats in the Caribbean Sea and Pacific Ocean since last September. Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it. This is a danger to us all.

“Can you give my dad back? I miss him.” 💔 ICE kidnapped her father Luis at a DOT inspection. Her mother says he is legal and did everything the right way. #AbolishICE

Poor America. She didn’t take care of her mental health and now she’s having a breakdown. And her worst children are enabling it. She’s going to be institutionalized in a padded room before this is over. 

Dreaming of an honest press

Whoever is running Roy Cooper’s campaign should look for another line of work. It’s by far the most vapid, shitty, and supplicant campaign I have ever witnessed. No message, just begging for spare change. Christ, have some self-respect and run on some principles against the unprincipled Maga idiots

Things are going great in Trump’s America

Could have saved ink: Trump No. 1 Threat to Nation

He wrote two sentences and had to explain both. That’s really good composition skills. 

What kind of low-wattage, low-information recluse do you have to be to think that Donald Trump has any mojo left? All he’s got now is lies and violence. That’s it. 

Lake Trump’s Mom

Amazing to watch US justice dept and courts move systematically to protect pedophiles, disenfranchise voters, defend racist gerrymandering, and shield corruption. Really good stuff, America 

Turn Mar-a-Lago into a data center. It can be cooled by mar and lago. 

Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.

Hollywood: President Harrison Ford: “ get off my plane!” IRL: President Trump: poos himself while hiding under a tablecloth in the back of a pie truck 

Why does the catering cart smell like diarrhea?

Even Skubal hates the Dodgers

Looks like we’re finally getting a new president, one piece at a time from the top down

The Dodgers suck

Now ask yourself: what’s the ballroom project about ? What’s the Venezuela takeover about? What’s it all about?

Looking forward to the Dodgers losing in the first round of the playoffs

What are the chances that “Cyclospora” is Trump’s secret service code name?

The final chapter of stupid is the stupidest

Why are they called The Dodgers? They literally stepped right into a giant pile of shit that was totally avoidable.

The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”

Tim Hiddleston is bored to fucking death by Pompeii

Here's Mikel Merino mocking you know who. 😂

Norway could beat either of these teams

Is Fernandez appealing to Trump?

Who on Spain can finish? And why aren’t they in the game?

Are they going to play a second half?

Let Mitch die. It was his dying wish

Remember America 250? Me neither

Why is he holding a newspaper article about the Mets in 2000 World Series? How long was he asleep?

Why are people calling Lindsey Graham’s death “sudden”?