Ice Machine

Kinda hard not to think that these guys are allowed to do shit like this with no consequences in elite fraternities and then they graduate and think that’s just how life is. Pointing to my BAN GREEK LIFE sign yet again.

Alternately seeing posts of people driving Teslas through king tide floods and the fire department saying not to do that because salt can make your Tesla catch on fire. What a world.

Children are not born knowing how to hate. You have to expose them to the couples on House Hunters and explain it to them.

Only two of the three eventual winners here but I guess he coked away any remembrance of the Oslo accords.

Ironically tech support should be an area where AI excels. Every time I have an issue I end up on some four year old apple forum with 3 replies that applies to a slightly different device.

DM me if you want to hear my private thoughts about what fates should befall Cornell West and how quickly they should come to pass. Or take a guess.

I don’t see her talking about much of anything frankly. Her campaign stinks. I didn’t realize she was on my own ballot until about a week ago. I voted for her but she is going to lose badly.

Looking forward to the day when the US & Brazil restore visa-free travel.

Several second basemen here who would be an upgrade from Jackson Holliday.

I had to move my Vegas trip. Now it only overlaps World Series games 6-7 if they happen. But it now includes the Breeders’ Cup and a football Sunday.

Anthony Kiedis ass burger

"I can't keep speaking up for the cause unless I get paid." Pro-Pal grifter got his TikTok banned, so he has to stop his advocacy. 🥴

Cheryl Whodat Robinson is currently standing outside the early voting location yelling for votes.

Bears’ stadium looks great on TV. It’s beyond me why they want to move. Everyone wants a roof so they can host the Super Bowl. Super Bowl ain’t coming to goddamn Hammond Indiana. 25 Miles from downtown hotels.

Excited by this Etsy score. Going to put the one on the lower right in my bathroom to match the peacock in there. $13 For all six of these.

Reading a city commissioners campaign website: Cheryl “WhoDat” Robinson has experienced it all, prison… NEXT!

I have a six hour IAH layover coming up after a red eye. Gonna load up on breakfast and snooze in one of these loungers.

Damn now I want a bag of Cool Ranch

Trump about to try to bomb his way to a midterm win

Really want to know how much money Acton’s mother took from Ramaswamy. No way she did that for free.

This is my district. Ads have been airing heavily including tonight.

When Poochy’a not on screen, all the other characters should be saying “Where’s Poochy??”

Gotta root for the Rays in the Series because their success is personally embarrassing to Mike Elias. Every time we play them next year it’ll be “The World Champion Rays”

One reason why AES reamed that dude is that no normal voter ever asks a politician to "disavow" something. When you say "disavow" you out yourself as a political operative and you get what's coming to you. No calling you in, no attempt at persuasion, you got made.

People like the guy in the Politico article spent their whole lives saying “America: Love It or Leave it” In reality they’d all be much happier in Panama or Mexico or something. Leaving your empty McMansion to go hang around the Cleveland flea market… pathetic.

It gets really fun when someone says they think property owners are the only ones who should vote, but they shouldn't have to pay any taxes on the property.

Finally wised up and ordered a new phone case a week before ordering a new phone.

We have professional divers working under the ship today. Always amusing how the watch industry is like “spend $15k on this 1000m watch with a helium escape valve” and the real divers show up with like a G Shock or maybe no watch at all. Same thing with airline pilots.

Guy who spends $200k or the “flying” Tesla, takes it to a street take over, promptly lands on his head and is the only one there when cops arrive.

A Milwaukee World Series parade would be elite. More beer than any other event and crisp Fall weather. Flask in your coat pocket maybe. Everyone you ever knew is in the crowd somewhere.

“I’ve don’t the reporting and don’t want to publish it because it makes the GOP look like shit” Come onnn.

Saw news today about new releases from Bad Brains and Blondie. It’s just sad to me watching these people be like 75 and try to convince people they’re the same act they were 50 years ago.

My dad used to use the phrase “fish-eyed fool” a lot.

Is Andy Harris finally going to lose? Because that display last night sure didn’t look like winning.

It think Talarico is somewhat similar to Ossoff in that once he gets elected voters are going to realize he rules and they like him a lot.

Something I haven’t seen discussed is that when the US government produces media it goes into the public domain immediately and is free for anyone to use. Not great if the content is an execution.

Even if X went public and Elon died of explosive diarrhea there’s no going back. Twitter is gone. It’s never coming back.

Oh the fascist president is attacking Democrats? Better rush to the rescue by logging on to attack other Democrats. That’ll show em!

Pee is stored in the balk.