Jimmy Butlerian Jihad

Dennis Podman 2027 Western Conference Preview with @poetlorien.bsky.social and me: youtu.be/pBCyI5OY7OE

So pissed, I was making good consistent weekly progress in the gym and now I can’t squeeze anything so basically all barbell and dumbbell exercises are out

This W Finals game is a crime against basketball

Smh

You’ll never guess who they tag as @samsacks.bsky.social in the photos in this lol

He looks best as Mini Giannis in transition. In the half court his handle isn’t there but give him a transition runway and he’s a monster

Little asshole got a chicken wing from the grass this morning and then crushed my right index finger biting down on it while I was trying to get it out of her mouth before she got a splintered bone in her guts

who's got it better than minnesota basketball fans? they get to go from watching olivia miles all w season to watching lamelo and ant now

Ty Jerome and Cam Boozer

Lula rn

LULA!!!!!!

I have discovered the exact, objective, scientific amount that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are lying and/or credulous. By solving this it means that I’ve won, which is the point of the movie, and really all movies if you think about it.

good stuff from @willgottlieb.bsky.social on the Bulls first defensive and offensive posession. Can boil it down to 'Giddey stinks'

Bulls lost by 43 and Blazers won by 41

Darius Acuff debut

The Blazers are murdering the Suns right now and I sincerely hope the audible despair from the Suns’ broadcast team continues throughout the year. Trade your tiny remaining draft capital for a violent domestic abuser who was suspended an entire season and you deserve to lose every game by 40

soft-launching openRAPM a new - hopefully less-noisy - single year PI-RAPM defense is a bit too strong at the moment enjoy openrapm.com

Tiago benefited from two separate narrative things that boosted his reputation that have nothing to do with his quality: 1. Replacing literally the worst coach in basketball and 2. Doing Pretty Good in a Very Tough Situation

Not looking good for the Tiago Splitter is a good coach narrative with the Bulls pants-shitting debut and the Blazers coming out of the gate cooking.

3 FOR 3, AND NO ONE’S DONE IT BEFORE 🚨🔥 Angel Reese is the first player in WNBA history to record a double-double in each of her first three Finals games. Game 1: 14 PTS | 12 REB Game 2: 30 PTS | 16 REB Game 3: 21 PTS | 12 REB #WNBASeason30 | #2026WNBAFinals

He did it. Worst plus-minus in a debut in NBA history: Caleb Wilson: -45 (tonight) Jalen Green: -37 (2021) Amen Thompson: -34 (2023)

Angel going to win a ring before WNBA Trae Young

High speed rail now

Unhappy to report that Caleb Wilson is on Worst Single Game +/- In A Career Debut Watch

Angel Reese dominating in the Finals. Bulls looking like the Washington Generals. Me, the Chicago basketball fan:

Flanagan has made things I've liked, but he's deserved his present post-Carrie reputation as a bowdlerizer since Hill House. Glad to see it catch up with him, to be frank!

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

It’s fine we’re just never going to have a honeymoon

My entire night is shot and she might need surgery that’s going to cost so much money. Fml

We had a superstar and traded her for a bag of beans

Lotta money for mid

Guess who is at the emergency vet again for (probably) eating something she shouldn’t have

Great. Awesome. So glad we spent nearly half of our $50M+ in cap space on this guy.

RIP to this angel

People should be fired if you had any concerns over clots yet still played him

Here are my NBA predictions for the Finals + every major award. www.sbnation.com/nba/1132571/...

i have yet to see a non-loser explain exactly why we need to throw our trans friends in the garbage to win. it sort of seems like the losers who lost are the ones saying that

finishing up WrestleDream before work this morning. the face Mox made when Marina and DG were hyping him up legitimately made me misty-eyed. he's selling, of course, and he's bleeding, but some of that pain on his face - the emotional pain - was real and you could see it.

really enjoyed YCSE even if Nathan being sort of taken in by Holmes was annoying, felt like Oppenheim is never fooled by her, at least

Uhhhhhh... Huh...

if you think she's just some easily led patsy, you're wrong