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I am NOT scared of butterflies. I just don't like being touched b̶y̶ i̶n̶s̶e̶c̶t̶s̶.

How can NDA's be enforced by a government that doesn't restrict speech?

Integrity costs. Few can afford it. As intended. And here we are.

A job that doesn't allow you to take time to vote is a job reaffirming they do not care about you.

People that tell you “be yourself” are the ones that don’t know themselves or you. Stay woke.

Land is a ridiculous thing to think about owning. A home. Try playing Minecraft without ever building a base. On hardcore survival.

Passive income is wealth extraction for babies.

Democrats really be getting away with the "what's the point of trying" answer. Healthcare, minimum wage, tax the rich, gun control, campaign finance. Like...their message is: We won't win.

You might grow the sweetest and juiciest peaches in the world but some people are going to cheer on pure evil.

I know myself well enough to know I should never advise a campaign. So if you ever see me say, "so-and-so should say or do this," know that I 100% believe they should say or do that. That doesn't mean I think it would help them win.

Black kids in Salvador, brasil kicking down flags of Bolsonaro, the outright white supremacist running for president love to see 🖤🖤

If you're wondering if your politician is "for the people," here's a quick test: Are they for homeless people? Are they for trans people? Are they for people that came from other countries? Are they for people with criminal records? Oh, you actually only cared if they were for you and yours.

The first time I heard "Not A Player" I thought he was saying he isn't promiscuous because he is a "player" but because has crushes on a lot of women, and I thought it was kind of sweet. When I found out he was just using "crush" to mean "fuck" I was very disappointed in Big Pun.

So about the Iran jellyfish Stargate war thing... I am so jealous of some people. I mean what a fantastical world to live in.

You know, qualified immunity is horrendous enough but in the context of a country where 1 in every 4 doctors will be sued at some point in their careers, it makes you realize this country is the single most infuriating fucking joke.

There is a desire to be antagonistic on the internet that really makes me sad. Cause it could be the silliest place on the web and someone will just try to start some shit. And it just makes me think of this default posture of competing where everyone is trying to one-up or beat down someone else.

bigotries come in three-packs at least. This never fails and the new friends you make will be happy to show you how

Hear me out. Ethical AI art, if it exists, is when the art is in what AI is told to do, not in what the AI does. Ok, yes, I just can't help but enjoy the "Breaking Bad but Walt doesn't make much money" edits.

Lanterns is just not good. Sorry, not sorry.

Ed Sheeran uses children as rhetorical shields.

A small part of me wants to go back on clubhouse to see what all the entrepreneur truckers are talking about these days. I imagine not much.

It's not that Ed Sheeran isn't a bad person. It's that he's not exceptionally bad. The banality of evil is just that. He just doesn't want to be bothered by the annoying truths of the world around him and unfortunately that's not just true for millionaires but most people living in relative comfort.

No. You're welcome

Idk, if my almost grown child couldn't read, it'd be a personal failure entirely. If I called myself a writer...that's neglect on the level of child abuse no matter what school they went to.

I heard somewhere that the heart symbol, ❤︎, was modeled after a lady's butt bent over. I was going to share this info so I looked it up first. It's not true. Sometimes, it's better to just believe.

There is a reason he doesn't use his platform for politics. Nazis have money to spend too.

Free time and disposable income are human rights.

Love in the time of Chlamydia?!?!😭

They should reboot Person of Interest with like Danny McBride and Walton Goggins using AI and flock cameras.

being in a relationship is cool but you ever nibble a small hole into the pepperoncini and dip it back in the jar to fill with pepperoncini juice so that it explodes in your mouth like a pepperoncini gusher?

Class politics vs identity politics is a counterintelligence program. When the labor unions were strongest, it's because people were proud to identify as working class. And that wasn't accidental. There were movies, TV shows, MUSIC, that emphasized the virtue of working class.

getting old is getting old