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I tried to join vocal but they block my posts. I have become AI

Dear bluesky, I did the thing open.substack.com/pub/musesupp...

Dear bluesky, I did the thing open.substack.com/pub/musesupp...

open.substack.com/pub/musesupp... I wish this was a sure-fire guide on how to have fun. Sadly, it's not. But hey, it's a start

This is based on the assumption that if you take the huge leap, then somehow a sort of divine justice will grant you success and recognition. Doesn't happen. The market won't magically recognize your worth if you starve yourself. If anything you'll just make yourself more vulnerable.

Amazing how this, "the supportive alternative to Twitter", has already spiraled down into the same racist bullshit.

Dear bluesky, can I interest you in some magical realism today? Consultancy Blues is my latest collection. It is, by any definition, a harsh book about sad, lonely people; a love letter to Abe Kobo; and a fever dream into the horrors of daily office routine. It's available on Kindle and Kobo

Dear bluesky, can I interest you in some magical realism today? Consultancy Blues is my latest collection. It is, by any definition, a harsh book about sad, lonely people; a love letter to Abe Kobo; and a fever dream into the horrors of daily office routine. It's available on Kindle and Kobo

musesupport.substack.com/p/are-short-... I have the bad vice of asking rhetorical questions

open.substack.com/pub/musesupp... "This is the major issue I have with NaNo. It gets great communities of writers together for one month… which says nothing on what they should be doing the rest of the year."

I don’t go a day without seeing the same debate over Twitter or Discord. Authors forced to swallow the usual form rejections over and over until desperation sets in. “Are my stories even being read?”.

I don’t go a day without seeing the same debate over Twitter or Discord. Authors forced to swallow the usual form rejections over and over until desperation sets in. “Are my stories even being read?”.

Yes, this one is spicy, and yes, no editor was hurt in the process musesupport.substack.com/p/the-case-a...?

I approve the notion to move this to nonfiction

Hey, wouldn't it be cool to talk to animals? Actually no, according to BG3 developers. Each animal I talk with is an asshole and I want to kill them. I'll soon write a Medium article on "How Baldur Gate turned me into an hypercarnivore"

Why not? Also it really shows how old school I am for using the notepad app

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The english language can't really express the cultural significance of "porco dio" and that's your loss

Wrote a thing about scrolling IG for this year's Writober. I'm doing it in my native language, but every now and then I manage to translate stuff. It's on the blog. en.mwrites.net/post/_envy

Wrote a thing about scrolling IG for this year's Writober. I'm doing it in my native language, but every now and then I manage to translate stuff. It's on the blog. en.mwrites.net/post/_envy

thinking about this tweet again

I do love people jumping at my throat for having a slight different opinion on their vaguely worded skeet

Short, semi realistic, story about a woman disappearing. "Dust" - written for an ongoing Writober challenge.

Short, semi realistic, story about a woman disappearing. "Dust" - written for an ongoing Writober challenge.

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Controversial: the little mermaid remake is probably the best disney remake out there. And better of the original.

This book is being edited so much that it's starting to feel like the ship of Theseus.

"I masturbated so hard that they had to reconstruct my dick with a skin graft from the underside of my left arm. Many valuable lessons were learned"

When we moved into this new place there were a pair of angel's wings propped up in the corner of one room. They oozed white liquor, the smell fairly reminiscent of vanilla and garlic. The agency that rented us the house knew nothing about them. "How you dispose your waste is up to you," they said.

a chainsaw... man? *whistles* boy... a chainsaw right out of his head? how about that... how'd you like that... a chainsaw in his head... because he's a chainsaw man... that's tough. that sounds tough. no doubt about it. that's a difficult situation.

Same energy of me asking Family Mart employees where did they put my family

It's a thing

Also known as: “How I learned how to let go and be happier” Escaping the 12-years novel open.substack.com/pub/musesupp...

the sky was burning at the golden hour

Amazing entry to the narrative universe "Roma delenda est"

"Are you a boy or a girl?" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Rome must burn.

Me: a man the witch king: endlessy teabagging me 'cuz I cannot slay him the horror

Today on Muse Support: how to manage the limited energy in a day and get some writing done. Some tip and tricks that I hope will help you. musesupport.substack.com/p/muse-energ... Let me know what you think!

When Harry met Moist

In case it comes to that, can we call it "World War 2 Electric Boogaloo" instead of WW3?

Will bite

I cringe every time I see a man wearing an undershirt under a shirt

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