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What is it about going vacation mode? I've had one and a half (1 ½) beers and I am goooooooone. They just hit different when you're in a house you paid to be in.

In the opening of MST3k Season 8 every single time Crow says “I’m different” it still makes me chuckle to this day.

this dudes proud of having fallen out of the coconut tree

Love when I get a “North Carolina mentioned” on the timeline that doesn’t suck.

Just a classic October last 4 Friday for me.

Parked beside a car that has a headshot of Saddam Hussein on their dashboard. 🤷‍♂️

Heart of the Beast but the dog is Triumph.

Rupert S Pupkin Cream Cold Brew. Is that anything?

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

I am pretty sure I know the answer but do these guys realize posting like this just makes you come across like a tin pot dictatorship, not an actual world power?

I feel like I’m not seeing a lot of talk about the new Robyn album. It’s funny that she just takes forever to release something and it’s like we all take it for granted that it’s going to be great (and it is). But, anyway, just to say she keeps making amazing albums.

The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this

babylon 5 is incredible

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

Can’t believe they finally came out with a sequel.

I've been moonlighting as a DJ this summer and I noodled this together and was told there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of middle aged men who need to hear it L.D.O.B. Outkast x @tedleo.bsky.social (mixed live) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpme...

I have two separate tab groups for spreadsheets, and I'm strongly considering adding a third. That's how much I love spreadsheets. How else are people keeping track of vast amounts of information?

The last game I played was *probably* Spider-Man, so if this means I just need to live in New York for a year, then sure why not.

looks like a gundam with an untrained pilot

I've watched basically every episode of The X-Files multiple times, and yet I'm still taken aback every time I'm reminded that Scully's name is Dana.

This has come too late. I now don't remember who any of the people were that I had to unfollow because of their retweets. oh well, their loss. I'm a delight to have as a follower.

me and who. don't answer that. this is me and my wife. I'm not allowed to say me and who anymore. don't tell me wife I said me and who

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

Why is Josh Brolin cosplaying as Asuka in Thrashin'?

I hope you know I pack a chainsaw

Sports hate trump.

Sometimes you just need to clear some leftovers out of the fridge and your lunch is hash brown casserole and orange chicken.

71? He was so young :(

This came to me in a dream