Alex Sramek

Why doesn't NYC ticket more for blocking intersections? That's like rule #1 of driving in LA, you don't enter an intersection unless you see you can clear it.

Whoever is teaching courses on AI vibe coded app development that's telling people to go on Reddit with "genuinely curious" research questions... Kindly knock it off.

So orderly.

Mystery: "Where am I?" Surprise: "You're in the hospital! You got hit by a car." Theater: "Lots of people saw it happen!"

I'm sorry but who's been out there on a crusade that gyms should be quiet places?

"Why don't kids bike more?"

Brad Fuckin Lander!! LFG!!! 😎😎🗽

Shut them down.

Did not even know it was possible to come back from that. 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

What are we doing, InDesign?

AI is essentially NoFace from Spirited Away.

When Miss Hannigan said "we're not having hot mush today, we're having cold mush," she was talking about overnight oats and acai bowls.

There's a fine line between "I'm going to do this my own way (creative)" and "I'm going to do this my own way (stubborn)".

New York and Chicago are always arguing about whose pizza is best. Meanwhile St. Louis is serving up this culinary masterpiece largely unnoticed.

It's a good day for some lemon pound cake! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK...

Amtrak getting in there with the ad placement. 🚄🚆

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I want to see the fan theory where Jar-Jar is a Sith Lord produced, but specifically I want to see it in buddy cop format where Jar-Jar keeps calling Palpatine “Steve” and it gets on his nerves.

PHILADELPHIA WHAT IS UP WITH THE COLD BREAD AND COLD CHEESE?

Adobe really likes to update all its apps while I'm on Amtrak running a hotspot. Laptop battery normally lasts all day, it's down 35% in under an hour, running 3 CPUs full blast.

Which architecture school is teaching that people want to walk through expansive plazas and concourses on their way to things? Oculus. Anaheim. This... thing. And can they please stop?

Hold up, was the end music in Phantom Menace lifted from Powaqqatsi?

I am here for ripped leftist Dilbert.

TikTok Shop tried to get me to change a product title with AI. It suggested a longer title. OK fine, let's click it so it shuts up. A minute later, it tried to get me to change *the very product title it had provided* to an even longer one with AI. Just brainless word salad generation.

Short C trains have me SPRINTING for the train at 50th. They SUCK.

LFG!!!

I just discovered that I can make stop motion videos using my phone camera and video editing software. It's not hard. You may not see me for a while.

Just now realizing that I am *not* insane, and Baltimore has *two different systems* of color-coded buses. Two completely different green routes. One free, one $2. Two completely different purple routes. One free, one $2. Two completely different orange routes. One free, one $2.

Guy across the aisle on the first class Acela is on a call bitching about the bike lanes where the road gets clogged up by double parked Mercedeses to pick kids up from school.

What are we doing here, Baltimore? Ads for freeways plastered all over the @amtrak.com station.

Making the complaint on the basis of reputational risk and fiduciary responsibility. I knew @bradlander.bsky.social had game, but this is a whole other level. Using accounting tools to fight fascism is 👨‍🍳💋.

Twelve years in the city and only today I noticed you can get regular bread for a sandwich. I always thought it was just hero, roll, or bagel.

Dear every app that I haven't used in two weeks: I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏WHAT'S 👏 NEW! Let me use the app please. Thank you.

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

YEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Just yelled at a guy for driving on the sidewalk, if you're wondering how my day is going.

If you are surrounded by Denethors, be a Gandalf.

I feel like a lot of people care more about guessing correctly than trying to change the outcome.

Clown of a mayor. Counting down the days until he's no longer our problem. (Only 105 to go!) gothamist.com/news/mayor-a...

Don't buy the canard that this is about Charlie Kirk. Abusing state power to lean on corporate leaders and get Jimmy Kimmel off the air because he told jokes about the president and made him feel bad was always the plan.