Muppitz

21 Jan 2025

I genuinely cannot believe we are doing this again.

Yeah, everyone has the teeth-falling-out or the forgot-to-go-to-class-all-semester anxiety dreams. What’s a new one for you? Mine is “forgot to return a rental car from a vacation 2 months ago.”

I get what he maybe “meant” to say but are we really giving this guy the benefit of the doubt? After all the California trash talk? After EVERYTHING?

I went to Costco today at 11 AM and there were no samples. Saturday morning and no samples. Is that a recession indicator?

Boat Shoe stranded runners twice. Going to bed.

And of course got belligerent with Klobuchar for pointing out his hilariously stupid error.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

I had a fabulous dream last night that I punched out DJT (he was hitting a child) and I’ve been riding that high all day.

Ok, you’re up Cubs tomorrow!

I had a fabulous dream last night that I punched out DJT (he was hitting a child) and I’ve been riding that high all day.

If the Bears could also win tonight, I’ll call that a pretty good day.

It’s a good day!!

Somebody with long nails clickety-clacking away on their laptop in the Quiet Car is the anti-asmr for me.

22 Sept

Dang I only just remembered

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Allison Gill

@muellershewrote.com

2 Feb

Trump is going to demolish the Kennedy Center, isn't he

11 Sept

My Lyft driver’s car fragrance of choice appears to be the same one they put in port-o-potties. You know.

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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@planetx.bsky.social

8 Sept

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

andrea shea@whattheshea.bsky.social

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

5 Aug

I’m trying to navigate buying a home and I just keep thinking “I need a grown-up.” I AM THE GROWN UP 😭

4 Aug

Everything sucks. Here’s McConnell’s communications director on the eve of his untimely demise tomorrow.

@carceralabolition.bsky.social

25 July

I will give my first born for It to happen on stage tonight.

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Carceral Abolition

23 July

Protestor in Mumbai, India stopping a police bus carrying detained protestors www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/co...

Apparently the kids have brought back “Slug Bug” (or “Punch Buggy”) with “Cyber Truck Punch.” I feel like they need to workshop the name a little bit. Any suggestions?

“Punk Buggy” has been suggested by my brother.

Apparently the kids have brought back “Slug Bug” (or “Punch Buggy”) with “Cyber Truck Punch.” I feel like they need to workshop the name a little bit. Any suggestions?

Cyber Smack no Smack Back

Bonkers.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Addison McDowell: "Iran needs to understand something very clearly. If you do not negotiate with the president ... we will turn you into a parking lot ... they might try to push the envelope, but we're driving the mail truck and we'll run them over."

7 July

I hear it was rigged.

5 July

TikTok has been trying to sell me a mini chainsaw for a month. I’m like, I do not need that. Welp.

4 July

Dear Universe - you got this. Redeem yourself.

2 July

Also 3 US presidents died on July 4th. I think that’s a beautiful tradition.

BBO Prequel 🐢 LFG

I don’t know maybe you should be more angry that college is unaffordable.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Gluesenkamp Perez: "At town halls, what I saw was the people who were the most upset had spent the last 12 years driving their girls to sports practice & they view their best shot of their student going to college as an athletic scholarship. So when we rush to moralize we miss some of the nuance."

30 June

Hi. Where did all the money for the 250th Great American State Fair go? Seriously. Where?

29 June

How much was budgeted for the 250th Celebration and where has it gone?

28 June

Celtic Fling, Hammer Throw competition. Guy threw 69 feet. Crowd erupted with “Nice!”

Just a Friday night where I drink wine and peruse Ancestry dot come to find that two of my great great grandmothers were named Bridget and Birgithe and in 1982 I named my red-headed green-eyed Cabbage Patch Kid Bridget because I didn’t like her original name.

I am shookededed

Just wanted to add that both of my grandmothers are named Anne and two of my great grandmothers are named Anna.

I picked that name because we were visiting my parents’ best friends right at Christmas (when I got THE GREATEST PRESENT OF ALL TIME) and their daughter had a friend named Bridget and I thought that was a pretty awesome name (i was 7).

And yes as far as Irish names go, Bridget is up there. And maybe Birgithe is up there too in 1867. But still — wild!

Sometimes I think that if I had one genie wish it would be to provide one (potentially extended) SATISFYING final wrap-up episode for every popular show that ended prematurely.

I honestly think it’s criminal of streaming services to not end their original series. Why should I recommend your show to someone (after it has come out and ended) if it has no ending? I made my mom watch GLOW and she’s still mad.

There may have been extenuating circumstances with GLOW but I’m still mad.

Sometimes I think that if I had one genie wish it would be to provide one (potentially extended) SATISFYING final wrap-up episode for every popular show that ended prematurely.

For me that would be G.L.O.W. and The Santa Clarita Diet

18 June

I want my America (US) to be the America the World Cup visitors are seeing. They make me feel patriotic. I want a country that is worthy of that feeling.

17 June

Cats really think they’re on your life insurance policy

15 June

Happy birthday. Drop dead now please and thank you.

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jab lung

@mobute.bsky.social

14 June

What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.

bbc.co.ukUpdate on plans for the future of Doctor WhoDoctor Who remains an important part of the BBC

14 June

Man I miss you, NYC.

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Patrick Reid

@oldmandoc.bsky.social

10 June

You think this year has been bad but wait till Bari Weiss is put in charge of Doctor Who

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social

BREAKING: "After careful consideration, the BBC, Russell T Davies and Bad Wolf have collectively decided not to go ahead with the previously announced Doctor Who Christmas episode. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

4 June

I bought a camera a year ago and paid for the 3 year warranty they’d fix it. Sent it in for a repair and they instead sent me a gift card for the amount I paid for the camera (minuses tax of course) to be used at the same store to replace it. Except now my same camera is THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS MORE.