Kill every Internal Combustion Engine

look just because I don't know who "Zoosha" is doesn't mean I can't take a little joy in her (?) comeuppance

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Maybe if you have to spend $445MM to convince people to vote for your party your party sucks ass

Oh hell yes. Really highlight how fucking weird these creeps are.

I've got a great idea for a compromise: how about we call it "super artificial intelligence"?

School shootings being allowed to persist is a very under-discussed political reality shaping why my generation is more cognizant of the social contract being in tatters. You let us get ritually murdered in school and didn't lift a finger, what other conclusion should I arrive at?

Up in north Georgia for the weekend and this stuff comes up on my phone. Never leave the city, it’s a war zone out here.

Can’t wait until we have enough of those damn internet satellites in space that it reduces solar radiation enough to cut back global warming.

I've got a bottle of scotch with this fucker's name on it ready for the big day.

It seems like an even bigger story than "Elon Musk spent $BIGNUM" on the midterms should be that one of the two competing political parties are such dogshit that they have to spend $BIGNUM to trick people into voting for them.

Wondering if German has one of those compound words to describe that feeling where a song you encountered for the first time spends the entire next day playing on repeat in your head and you realize you found a new favorite song. (Perfect Circle by REM, btw)

crushing your hydration goals isn't enough. you need to ritually humiliate hydration goals. enact such heinous crimes against hydration goals that hydration goals' children swear an oath of vengeance

Paging @hoonofthe.day, surely your mom's cable carries this.

Love to live in a city that maintains the pride walks instead of removing them.

OUCH.

I can explain this. Imagine you are an AI hyperscaler, or just an investor. Every time you close your eyes you see a muscled man in a rubber horse mask. This is Jimmy the Horse. One hand holds a suitcase; the other a bonesaw. Every night you see him getting closer. You must get him his money.

@aftom.bsky.social did it better. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...

And you can have it all My empire of dirt I will sleep outside I have booked a yurt

Enhanced Geothermal is on the grid. 30% efficient tandem PV is on the market. Passively cooled sodium BESS is on the grid. 1/3 of heavy duty trucks sold in China are electric. We're gonna win.

Let's see who society cries for first when it shuts off, you fucking dork

MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly

I'm very sorry but you're not gonna see a better charging photo today (up to 357 kWh capacity, 240kW ⚡️) #doubleCCS #alwaysbecharging

Not so fast bozos, there's a vibe shift coming. finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli...

I guess he knows this from being a regular at Anthrocon?

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery

technically it's only a sex cult if your position within the cult determines who you're allowed or forced to have sex with, otherwise it's just a regular american death cult with horny people in it

have I mentioned lately that oligarch-owned media consolidation is bad

Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon. My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible. Me: Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs. Me: Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy? Me: Dale Jr.: Me:

Darkly hilarious that these people don’t see the conditions for revolution they’re creating

Man I’m sure this is going to be well written and the switch it mandates will be perfectly implemented and 100% reliable.

Never forget. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern...

I'm going to laugh my head off if the Treasury market immediately goes into revolt about this.

One giant floating metaphor for America if not for the fact that it's powered by clean energy.

“The module that was built 20 years ago, there might be a dent. It might be a cell that is really on the brink, and you want to load it on a truck” This seems like something that could be mitigated by a full discharge; Li-ion at 0% vs 100% SoC is way less spicy.

That’s the Behind The Bastards promise.