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so in life there are 2 hitlera: big hitler and mini-hitler. you must choose mini-hitler

ok so wait if the government is shut down do i not have to follow laws anymore

do you think minecraft terrorists would concealed carry a wither

I think I should code Gaussian Elimination because my professor said I shouldn’t because I’m a contrarian

I crashed a plane. Skyhawk tuah no more

Skyhawk tuah! Fly on that thang! #flightschool

Just finished this today. It’s like everything I ever dreamed a space combat game to be. Love the prose, love the presentation, love the feel… I Am Inspired

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Looked into the eyes of a kitten and realized he will never have to use the Common App for Transfer

Thinking today (dangerous) that japanese was invented as a sick practical joke by Mingus

Hello blueys. How do i pirate breaking bad in japanese

Im in class btw

Tried a steam sauna today. Why do people do this. Yes lets put this red in a box of hot steam who fucking DOES this

tried to take a photo of Pool Noodle this morning since she was actually sitting still for once but Pablo Shitcasso decided to photobomb

Oh I just got randomly jumpscared with fetish art while scrolling okay. Maybe I do not want to use blue sky.

Ohio my blueskyers. I’m in japan now and I have been told that is Good Morbing

Airplane went over my head today. I tried to explode it with my mind

shoutout to the fuckin strings in Stockholm Syndrome (Muse) because I just noticed them while learning it on drums and oughe

enough from you, buddy. computer? slow + reverb then nightcore his last sentence

why do denizens of bluesky specialize in pearlclutching and nothing they burgers

they call them finals because they are about as fun as playing the videogame THE FINALS

told them it was autism like they accuse it…

i actually dont rememebr half of my blueys. who is this redd

brought my derivative to the function and everyone got mad. idk why

why does my computer INSIST i don’t unplug it when it updates. what r u hiding girliepop

oh okay it was insider trading cool

currently the invisible hand of the market is flipping us off

was hoping my funny would rise proportionally to my money going down but this did not happen

lately i haven’t been getting enough sleep. because of woke

to the SEC: got to be the number 1 snitch in my life

glad they destroyed the markets. having money felt way too woke

art festivals r lit bruh… all the liberals crawlin out the woodwork

Guess what? Poultry Posterior.

i should make a gif of github desktop loading and put it on my desktop so when the boss asks me what im doing i can say Pullin and do fuckall all day

IM MY OWN BIGGEST GASLIGHTER… I TELL THAT HOE THEY’RE SWAG…

I had a dream where I went home for a weekend and turned on my PC to see Elon’s stupid face on a dogecoin mining program that opened the moment I booted it up. This pissed me off so much that I woke up, despite having forgotten to set an alarm, and so I was not late to class. Thanks Elon I guess

IM A DARK EMPATH… I USE MY POWERS TO MAKE NEURODIVERGENT KIDS GIVE ME CANDY….

Thinking of starting a new games company called Bumblefuck Games and we just publish Will Smith Zombie type games

“stand ready for my arrival, worm, i’m going to destroy the Middle East”

had a dream today I opened up my laptop in class and my calc 3 grade was replaced with a giant L wtf

day 1 of learning japanese: wonder how far i can get if i lock in. day 2 of learning japanese: what sick twisted cycle path put 102 characters in ONE alphabet

why the fuck cant we edit blueys what is this app

i think about this video every day. i aspite