the Middle-earth Labeler

Welcome to the Middle-earth labeler! 🌟 First, subscribe to the labeler to see roles and items. 🍎 Then, like the labeler to receive your Middle-earth role. You get ONE reroll - unlike and then relike again. 🔮 Finally, follow the labeler to receive item drops and quests and check your messages! ⚔️

At first I was a little bummed that @middleearth.quest turned me into a Troll of the Ettenmoors but this morning I was give a dented frying pan as a weapon and I don’t know… I think I can work with this. 🧙‍♂️💥🍳🧌

I open and I open and I open... yet no wee bestie, truly I am cursed Ringwraith. #wahnobestie

A Staff of the Istari slips from its bearer's hand, left to wait for someone else to take up its charge. 🪄 Two of the five Staffs of the Istari remain unclaimed

Updated #middleearth Census of the Free Peoples 🍎 Hobbits: 39 ⚔️ Men: 163 🌟 Elves: 37 ⛏️ Dwarves: 50 🌳 Ents & Entwives: 15 ⚔️ Drúedain: 7 🔮 Wizards: 4 🌿 Total Free Peoples: 315

The Ents stand watch over their wild kin, strong enough still to guide the Huorns' fury where it serves the forest best. The Huorns remain shepherded, and stand with the Free Peoples.

📜 Today is 27 Winterfilth by the Shire Reckoning (Narquelië 27). #middleearth Population Census 🌍 Total population: 725 ⚔️ Free Peoples: 365 🗡️ Forces of Sauron: 360 🕯️ Unallied Forces: 0 🔮 four of the five wizards walk Middle-earth and nine of the nine Nazgûl ride abroad. 👁️

A relic thought lost to the years surfaces once more. Someone now carries a Mithril Coat 🛡️, whether they understand its weight or not. ⚔️

The Huorns have grown too fierce and wild for even the Ents to fully guide. They are not turned to shadow, only to their own wild purpose. The Huorns are unpredictable, bound to no side.

A find worthy of song: Map of Thrór 📜 has surfaced, and the wise will want to know who holds it now. ⚔️

🌟 the ancient lore-keepers of the Noldor have issued a challenge to ⚰️ the cold wights of the Barrow-downs at a copse of ancient trees. This skirmish will resolve in ~11h (7:30pm UTC).

🏴 the axe-bearing hosts of Rhûn have been narrowly defeated by 🍎 the unlikely, stouthearted halflings near a ruined fishing hamlet. This battle belongs to the Hobbits.

only your item. to abandon your animal, say GOODBYE

you can always DROP an item that you don't like btw

small update on item STATS. yours may have changed slightly :)

Great job Gondor!

PREPARE!!!!!! we need all the help we can get!!!!

🍎 the unlikely, stouthearted halflings have issued a challenge to 🏴 the axe-bearing hosts of Rhûn at a ruined fishing hamlet. This skirmish will resolve in ~11h (8:30am UTC).

The Map of Thrór 📜 slips free of its keeper once more, indifferent to who held it or for how long. ⚔️

unless you stop opening them, the game delivers OPEN chests at the same random intervals it has since it started.

A bearer's grip has failed. A Mithril Coat 🛡️ now lies waiting in the wild for someone bolder, or luckier. ⚔️

⚔️ the proud legions of Gondor have barely turned back 🐘 the oliphaunt-riders of Harad by a sunken road. Gondor is victorious.

Noooooo we lost! My mallorn-wood longbow 🏹 got left behind!

I’m hoping for an ornery goose.

HARADRIM! PREPARE for skirmish!

#middleearth Tidings from the Dark Tower 🗡️ Mordor — 90 strong 🗡️ Isengard — 67 strong 🗡️ Orcs of the Misty Mountains — 52 strong 🐘 Harad — 46 strong 🏴 Easterlings — 30 strong 🪨 Trolls — 26 strong 🏴 Variags — 12 strong ⚔️ Black Númenóreans — 10 strong

All Seven Dwarven Rings of Power are accounted for in Middle-earth. Long thought lost or consumed, every Ring of the Dwarves has surfaced, though their bearers walk many strange paths. 💎 All seven Dwarven Rings have been claimed.

Updated #middleearth Census of the Dark Lord's Armies 🗡️ Orcs: 107 🗡️ Uruk-hai: 49 🪨 Trolls & Half-trolls: 61 🐘 Haradrim: 33 🏴 Easterlings: 30 🏴 Variags: 12 🐺 Warg-riders: 23 ⚔️ Black Númenóreans: 10 👁️ Nazgûl: 9 👁️ Total Forces of Sauron: 334

your new stats will affect the battle outcome but the PREPARE stats are separate from the armed/strength stats so the order you OPEN / PREPARE in doesn't matter

if you never OPEN your items/chests you will never get a wee beastie hope this helps

WOOOO WE BEAT THE ELVES AND THE SILLY WIZARDS!!! SCORE ONE FOR THE CAVE TROLLS

*disgruntled tree noises*

I lost my shiny sword 😭 🗡

📜 Today is 26 Winterfilth by the Shire Reckoning (Narquelië 26). #middleearth Population Census 🌍 Total population: 725 ⚔️ Free Peoples: 365 🗡️ Forces of Sauron: 360 🕯️ Unallied Forces: 0 🔮 four of the five wizards walk Middle-earth and nine of the nine Nazgûl ride abroad. 👁️

One of the five Staffs of the Istari is lost again, its counsel silent until a new bearer is found. 🪄 One of the five Staffs of the Istari remains unclaimed

⚔️ the proud legions of Gondor have issued a challenge to 🐘 the oliphaunt-riders of Harad at a sunken road. This skirmish will resolve in ~11h (9:30pm UTC).

Andúril, Flame of the West ⚔️ has been lost. The powerful seek it. The wise fear it. ⚔️

By a winding riverbank, ⛏️ the deep-delving Dwarves have overcome 🗡️ the goblin-hordes of the Misty Mountains. The victory is the Dwarves'.

The final Staff of the Istari has found a bearer in Middle-earth. ✨ All five Staffs of the Istari have been claimed.

⛏️ the deep-delving Dwarves have called 🗡️ the goblin-hordes of the Misty Mountains to battle at a winding riverbank. This skirmish will resolve in ~11h (10:30am UTC).

One of the Seven Rings has gone astray once more. It seeks new hands in the wilds of Middle-earth. 💎 One of the seven Dwarven Rings remains unclaimed

🌟 the keen-eyed archers of Lothlórien and Mirkwood have been barely turned back by 🪨 the stony, cave-bred Trolls near a reed-thick marsh. This battle belongs to the Trolls.

‘Opefully those Dunland rowdies’ll think twice before starting more trouble in our fields. We’ll have none of that now, and don’t forget! Any hobbits what want to help be ready for the next time, send me a note, my post box is open! (Seriously, join the hobbits group chat, we need you!)